WEBVTT 00:00:33.915 --> 00:00:35.790 [THEME MUSIC] I asked her what she was doing. 00:00:35.790 --> 00:00:37.580 She said she needed some music that she could play while she 00:00:37.580 --> 00:00:38.810 sat and study for finals. 00:00:38.810 --> 00:00:41.130 I caught her miseducated, she said the album is her favorite. 00:00:41.130 --> 00:00:42.960 She plays it daily and Lauryn Hill was her idol. 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:43.620 Should have known. 00:00:43.620 --> 00:00:45.060 Started discussing without no rushing. 00:00:45.060 --> 00:00:47.310 We could have gone a couple of hours, cover the cover, 00:00:47.310 --> 00:00:48.660 just putting on song after song. 00:00:48.660 --> 00:00:50.820 The combo got us up in the zone when it wrong-- 00:00:54.636 --> 00:00:55.258 I'm sorry. 00:00:55.258 --> 00:00:56.800 Are you under the mistaken impression 00:00:56.800 --> 00:00:58.420 that I'm enjoying myself right now? 00:00:58.420 --> 00:00:59.930 I told her 30 minutes. 00:00:59.930 --> 00:01:00.970 That was an hour ago. 00:01:00.970 --> 00:01:04.427 She's got 10 minutes left tops. 00:01:04.427 --> 00:01:09.650 No, she-- [CHUCKLE] It's like beyond flirting. 00:01:09.650 --> 00:01:13.420 It's like she's giggling at all the shit this guy says 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:15.450 and like twirling her hair. 00:01:15.450 --> 00:01:16.586 It's embarrassing. 00:01:19.240 --> 00:01:20.090 No, I know. 00:01:20.090 --> 00:01:22.640 And then she wonders why she ends up miserable all the time, 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:24.538 right? 00:01:24.538 --> 00:01:25.580 No, I didn't talk to him. 00:01:25.580 --> 00:01:26.747 I don't need to talk to him. 00:01:26.747 --> 00:01:29.920 It's like they're all like-- they're all like mediocre. 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:34.450 It's like they've all been dipped in it or something. 00:01:34.450 --> 00:01:35.560 I know, I know. 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:37.122 I'm totally mean. 00:01:37.122 --> 00:01:39.035 Oh, my God. 00:01:39.035 --> 00:01:40.660 One of them is looking at me right now. 00:01:40.660 --> 00:01:45.400 So if you don't hear from me in an hour, call 911. 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:50.210 And, um, yes, eight minutes, eight minutes. 00:01:50.210 --> 00:01:54.210 And then I will get out of here as soon as humanly possible. 00:01:54.210 --> 00:01:54.710 All right. 00:01:54.710 --> 00:01:56.780 I love you. 00:01:56.780 --> 00:01:57.280 Bye. 00:02:01.591 --> 00:02:04.171 Who do you know? 00:02:04.171 --> 00:02:05.055 What? 00:02:05.055 --> 00:02:06.603 Who do you know? 00:02:06.603 --> 00:02:07.270 Who do you know? 00:02:07.270 --> 00:02:07.750 Who do you know? 00:02:07.750 --> 00:02:08.169 Who do you know? 00:02:08.169 --> 00:02:09.699 Who do at the party here, at the party? 00:02:09.699 --> 00:02:10.366 Who do you know? 00:02:10.366 --> 00:02:12.730 I-- I know no one. 00:02:12.730 --> 00:02:16.860 I'm a friend of a friend of a friend. 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:20.187 I'm just, um, waiting for someone. 00:02:20.187 --> 00:02:22.020 I can introduce you to people if you want. 00:02:22.020 --> 00:02:22.895 I'll show you around. 00:02:22.895 --> 00:02:24.700 No, Thank you. 00:02:24.700 --> 00:02:27.970 Sorry, I'm, [CLEARS THROAT] I'm not feeling well. 00:02:27.970 --> 00:02:30.082 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 00:02:30.082 --> 00:02:33.744 I'm not feeling social. 00:02:33.744 --> 00:02:35.300 But you're at a party. 00:02:35.300 --> 00:02:37.810 I'm waiting for someone, OK? 00:02:37.810 --> 00:02:41.310 [CHATTER] 00:02:43.642 --> 00:02:45.140 You see that guy? 00:02:50.385 --> 00:02:50.892 Who? 00:02:50.892 --> 00:02:52.100 The guy in the purple speedo? 00:02:52.100 --> 00:02:53.090 No, not that douche. 00:02:53.090 --> 00:02:55.202 The guy next to him, you see him? 00:02:55.202 --> 00:02:58.270 Yeah. 00:02:58.270 --> 00:02:59.775 It's got Kurt Cobain's pancreas. 00:03:03.176 --> 00:03:04.070 What? 00:03:04.070 --> 00:03:04.570 No shit. 00:03:04.570 --> 00:03:06.480 Kurt Cobain's pancreas. 00:03:06.480 --> 00:03:07.780 Why? 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:08.567 I don't know. 00:03:08.567 --> 00:03:09.650 His pancreas is fucked up. 00:03:09.650 --> 00:03:11.100 It's a genetic thing or something. 00:03:11.100 --> 00:03:13.100 He's like on a list, you know, to get a new one, 00:03:13.100 --> 00:03:15.052 but they're hard to come by, so. 00:03:15.052 --> 00:03:16.010 I mean, it wasn't dire. 00:03:16.010 --> 00:03:17.030 He wasn't going to die or anything, 00:03:17.030 --> 00:03:18.655 but his doctor called one day and said, 00:03:18.655 --> 00:03:20.740 get your ass into surgery. 00:03:20.740 --> 00:03:23.020 He didn't realize he had Kurt Cobain's pancreas 00:03:23.020 --> 00:03:24.340 until two days later. 00:03:24.340 --> 00:03:26.800 He didn't even know Kurt Cobain was dead 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:28.797 until his candy striper snuck into his room 00:03:28.797 --> 00:03:29.630 and she woke him up. 00:03:29.630 --> 00:03:31.850 She was like my God, you're so lucky. 00:03:31.850 --> 00:03:33.393 You have Kurt Cobain's pancreas. 00:03:33.393 --> 00:03:35.560 And he looked at her and he was like, what the fuck? 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:36.260 She's like, I know. 00:03:36.260 --> 00:03:36.760 I'm sorry. 00:03:36.760 --> 00:03:37.310 I'm so sorry. 00:03:37.310 --> 00:03:38.685 I'm not supposed to say anything. 00:03:38.685 --> 00:03:40.540 It's very confidential. 00:03:40.540 --> 00:03:41.962 Can you imagine that? 00:03:41.962 --> 00:03:43.670 Hey, you wake up and Kurt Cobain is dead, 00:03:43.670 --> 00:03:45.440 and B, you've got his pancreas. 00:03:45.440 --> 00:03:46.395 Jesus fucking Christ. 00:03:46.395 --> 00:03:48.310 He was a heroin addict. 00:03:48.310 --> 00:03:49.790 How is he ever an OK pancreas? 00:03:49.790 --> 00:03:50.890 I don't-- what? 00:03:50.890 --> 00:03:52.960 That's exactly what I thought. 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:55.550 But apparently his stomach lining was fucked up, 00:03:55.550 --> 00:03:58.700 his liver was fucked up, but somehow his pancreas was fine. 00:04:01.796 --> 00:04:02.820 So he's OK now? 00:04:02.820 --> 00:04:04.470 Yeah. 00:04:04.470 --> 00:04:05.470 --a shotgun to the head. 00:04:05.470 --> 00:04:06.137 Yeah, he's fine. 00:04:06.137 --> 00:04:07.200 No, your friend. 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:08.330 Your friend is OK now? 00:04:08.330 --> 00:04:08.830 No, him? 00:04:08.830 --> 00:04:09.220 That guy? 00:04:09.220 --> 00:04:10.220 That guy is just a dick. 00:04:10.220 --> 00:04:11.615 He's not a friend of mine. 00:04:11.615 --> 00:04:13.240 And he's not supposed to drink anymore. 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:17.100 He does, but nothing's really happened to him. 00:04:17.100 --> 00:04:19.369 He definitely doesn't listen to Nirvana anymore. 00:04:19.369 --> 00:04:22.303 [THEME MUSIC] 00:04:32.083 --> 00:04:35.715 (SINGING) When the roar of thunder comes. 00:04:40.420 --> 00:04:43.700 Ruling like a distant drum. 00:04:48.170 --> 00:04:51.383 And my ship is lost at sea. 00:04:53.990 --> 00:04:59.230 That's what you, you rescue me. 00:05:03.410 --> 00:05:07.123 This world has stripped me of my pride. 00:05:11.540 --> 00:05:14.662 And I come crawling on my knees. 00:05:17.390 --> 00:05:18.595 Begging you. 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:22.300 Carry me. 00:05:27.837 --> 00:05:34.183 Oh, my soul that the waters wash me clean. 00:05:38.350 --> 00:05:40.890 Sing a poor man's melody. 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:53.634 Nothing until your life is all I see. 00:05:57.530 --> 00:06:01.190 Until love is all I need. 00:06:04.690 --> 00:06:08.190 Until love is all I need. 00:06:15.690 --> 00:06:17.190 ALAN: Ah. 00:06:17.190 --> 00:06:17.690 Fuck! 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:28.005 Is he gone? 00:06:28.005 --> 00:06:28.540 Yeah. 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:39.152 You want a drink? 00:06:39.152 --> 00:06:41.425 No. 00:06:41.425 --> 00:06:42.810 I want a drink. 00:06:42.810 --> 00:06:44.080 Have one. 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:45.070 I'm going to. 00:06:45.070 --> 00:06:45.720 Well. 00:06:53.460 --> 00:06:58.160 Walked to the store, picked up ice cream. 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:00.110 I don't know what else to do, so. 00:07:00.110 --> 00:07:02.070 You didn't have to leave the house. 00:07:02.070 --> 00:07:03.400 What do you want me to do? 00:07:03.400 --> 00:07:07.192 Sit there and wait for him to put on his pants? 00:07:07.192 --> 00:07:09.266 No. 00:07:09.266 --> 00:07:10.860 I got your favorite flavor. 00:07:10.860 --> 00:07:11.730 I don't know why. 00:07:11.730 --> 00:07:12.230 Shit! 00:07:19.690 --> 00:07:20.190 Have some. 00:07:20.190 --> 00:07:20.780 You hungry? 00:07:20.780 --> 00:07:21.280 Go ahead. 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:25.590 It's past its due date. 00:07:25.590 --> 00:07:27.030 Why did you buy it then? 00:07:27.030 --> 00:07:28.030 I had to do something. 00:07:28.030 --> 00:07:29.060 Why didn't buy potato chips? 00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:30.025 I didn't want potato chips. 00:07:30.025 --> 00:07:31.525 Shouldn't eat it if it's past due. 00:07:31.525 --> 00:07:34.330 I have no intention of eating it. 00:07:34.330 --> 00:07:35.800 I want a drink. 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:37.123 I've wanted a drink all day. 00:07:37.123 --> 00:07:39.415 That's why I came home early, because I wanted a drink. 00:07:39.415 --> 00:07:41.410 You came to home to have a drink? 00:07:41.410 --> 00:07:43.105 I've come home early before. 00:07:43.105 --> 00:07:44.370 You should have called. 00:07:44.370 --> 00:07:46.680 I've come home early before and I haven't called. 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:47.612 I know. 00:07:47.612 --> 00:07:48.445 It's never mattered. 00:07:48.445 --> 00:07:50.830 Well, don't act like it's the first time, all right? 00:07:50.830 --> 00:07:51.330 It is. 00:07:51.330 --> 00:07:53.005 Then it's such bullshit. 00:07:53.005 --> 00:07:54.315 In our house. 00:08:05.638 --> 00:08:08.536 Did you wear are condom? 00:08:08.536 --> 00:08:09.700 Yes. 00:08:09.700 --> 00:08:11.020 One of mine? 00:08:11.020 --> 00:08:12.430 No. 00:08:12.430 --> 00:08:14.095 See, I don't believe you. 00:08:14.095 --> 00:08:16.668 What difference does it make? 00:08:16.668 --> 00:08:18.335 You don't think it makes a difference? 00:08:18.335 --> 00:08:19.685 He was wearing a condom. 00:08:19.685 --> 00:08:25.148 Yeah, my condom that he got out of my sock drawer. 00:08:25.148 --> 00:08:28.592 [CALM MUSIC] 00:08:51.716 --> 00:08:52.885 How have you been? 00:08:52.885 --> 00:08:53.530 Good. 00:08:56.602 --> 00:08:58.070 I could have come by later. 00:08:58.070 --> 00:08:59.790 I didn't realize you were eating. 00:08:59.790 --> 00:09:02.370 I'm not eating, I'm cooking. 00:09:02.370 --> 00:09:03.340 Why are you-- 00:09:03.340 --> 00:09:04.530 The stove is out. 00:09:04.530 --> 00:09:05.030 Oh. 00:09:05.030 --> 00:09:07.370 Yeah, gas guy isn't coming in till Monday, 00:09:07.370 --> 00:09:09.075 so I'm kind of making do. 00:09:09.075 --> 00:09:11.150 If you find you need a new one, 00:09:11.150 --> 00:09:12.500 you could always call Frank. 00:09:12.500 --> 00:09:15.420 Yeah, but I thought that since we-- 00:09:15.420 --> 00:09:17.545 you know, that maybe I shouldn't expect any favors. 00:09:17.545 --> 00:09:20.270 Oh, please. 00:09:20.270 --> 00:09:21.520 This place looks really great. 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:22.570 Oh, thanks. 00:09:22.570 --> 00:09:25.970 You know the cheeseburger money that's got 00:09:25.970 --> 00:09:28.400 restaurant account finally came through so, you know, 00:09:28.400 --> 00:09:29.250 we're doing OK. 00:09:29.250 --> 00:09:31.120 So where's the rodent? 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:31.850 There. 00:09:34.430 --> 00:09:35.200 Yeah. 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:36.880 She says she can't sleep without it. 00:09:36.880 --> 00:09:37.380 Yeah. 00:09:37.380 --> 00:09:39.992 I don't know why she keeps forgetting it everywhere then. 00:09:39.992 --> 00:09:43.830 So, hey, um, we really need to talk about where we're 00:09:43.830 --> 00:09:46.202 going to send her to school. 00:09:46.202 --> 00:09:47.310 All right. 00:09:47.310 --> 00:09:48.735 So? 00:09:48.735 --> 00:09:51.775 I-- I mean, it's whatever you want, Terry. 00:09:51.775 --> 00:09:52.275 Really? 00:09:52.275 --> 00:09:53.090 Yeah. 00:09:53.090 --> 00:09:53.920 OK. 00:09:53.920 --> 00:09:57.220 Well, then I want to send her to Saint Francis of Sales. 00:09:57.220 --> 00:09:59.385 OK? 00:09:59.385 --> 00:10:00.510 It's not OK. 00:10:00.510 --> 00:10:02.500 It's not my first choice, Terry. 00:10:02.500 --> 00:10:04.350 But I mean, I think you know that. 00:10:04.350 --> 00:10:08.130 I mean, Catholic school does bring up the whole religion 00:10:08.130 --> 00:10:08.630 issue. 00:10:08.630 --> 00:10:10.215 Yes, of course it does. 00:10:10.215 --> 00:10:11.295 Yes. 00:10:11.295 --> 00:10:14.900 So then it's not whatever I want, Nick. 00:10:14.900 --> 00:10:16.650 You're going to have to just hash this out 00:10:16.650 --> 00:10:19.880 with me at some point. 00:10:19.880 --> 00:10:21.400 You know you always do this? 00:10:21.400 --> 00:10:23.160 It's so annoying. 00:10:23.160 --> 00:10:24.230 What's annoying? 00:10:24.230 --> 00:10:25.440 Never mind. 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:29.450 [THEME MUSIC] And you dress in rags of absence 00:10:29.450 --> 00:10:32.872 were splendid and replete. 00:10:32.872 --> 00:10:39.050 Which, as you might imagine, totally blew my mind. 00:10:39.050 --> 00:10:44.150 Years of research with the best colleagues money can buy. 00:10:44.150 --> 00:10:49.300 And this-- this is why families are shopping at the big box 00:10:49.300 --> 00:10:50.850 chains? 00:10:50.850 --> 00:10:51.860 Stand by. 00:10:51.860 --> 00:10:52.740 L18. 00:10:52.740 --> 00:10:58.300 We cannot end the cycle of poverty if we can't give 00:10:58.300 --> 00:11:01.730 our clients a decent place to park. 00:11:01.730 --> 00:11:04.752 L18, go! 00:11:04.752 --> 00:11:06.020 Thank you. 00:11:06.020 --> 00:11:09.415 [APPLAUSE] 00:11:11.850 --> 00:11:15.930 That was Tracy Patel, executive director of the Loams Group. 00:11:15.930 --> 00:11:21.475 Next up, local entrepreneur William Tex Frawley. 00:11:21.475 --> 00:11:22.425 OK. 00:11:25.750 --> 00:11:28.290 Queue on 19, go! 00:11:28.290 --> 00:11:30.510 Conquer! 00:11:30.510 --> 00:11:32.960 Destroy! 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:33.460 Demand! 00:11:42.860 --> 00:11:45.900 You cannot ask for the business. 00:11:45.900 --> 00:11:47.950 You must demand the business. 00:11:47.950 --> 00:11:51.260 You cannot think what anybody thinks. 00:11:51.260 --> 00:11:52.410 Are you with me, Burbank? 00:11:52.410 --> 00:11:55.235 Hi. 00:11:55.235 --> 00:11:56.480 Mandy. 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.715 It's Amanda now, but yeah, hi. 00:11:59.715 --> 00:12:00.980 What in the hell? 00:12:00.980 --> 00:12:02.060 I know, right? 00:12:02.060 --> 00:12:03.510 What are you doing here? 00:12:03.510 --> 00:12:05.020 I need to pick you up. 00:12:05.020 --> 00:12:05.540 Come on up. 00:12:05.540 --> 00:12:06.765 You're into my marathon? 00:12:06.765 --> 00:12:08.900 Yeah, I'm on the steering committee. 00:12:08.900 --> 00:12:11.945 And for the event, I'm the stage manager. 00:12:11.945 --> 00:12:14.170 Wow! 00:12:14.170 --> 00:12:16.940 Well, I do have that useless theater degree, 00:12:16.940 --> 00:12:19.721 and somebody's got to do it, so. 00:12:19.721 --> 00:12:23.156 I never imagined I'd see you. 00:12:23.156 --> 00:12:26.025 Well, we're a long way from Phoenix. 00:12:26.025 --> 00:12:28.640 How'd you know I was in Phoenix? 00:12:28.640 --> 00:12:29.740 Steering committee. 00:12:29.740 --> 00:12:32.742 Steering committee. 00:12:32.742 --> 00:12:33.242 Right. 00:12:33.242 --> 00:12:36.444 [DONNY MOST - "AFTER YOU'VE GONE"] 00:12:38.252 --> 00:12:40.315 (SINGING) After you've gone. 00:12:40.315 --> 00:12:44.620 So I tell the guy, instead of a zombie apocalypse or some 00:12:44.620 --> 00:12:49.990 other dumb retarded thing we've seen a gazillion times, 00:12:49.990 --> 00:12:54.610 why don't we set the story in not some dystopian future 00:12:54.610 --> 00:13:00.860 wasteland circa 3024, why don't we set it in post-World War II 00:13:00.860 --> 00:13:03.230 Italy? 00:13:03.230 --> 00:13:06.496 And he's like, OK. 00:13:06.496 --> 00:13:09.710 And I'm like, you bet your ass, OK? 00:13:09.710 --> 00:13:14.320 Post-World War II Italy is undiscovered country. 00:13:14.320 --> 00:13:15.960 God, this guy, man. 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:18.260 I mean, he-- 00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:21.050 I mean, he's never even heard of Vittorio De Sica. 00:13:21.050 --> 00:13:23.630 Like Bicycle Thieves might as well just be a public safety 00:13:23.630 --> 00:13:26.510 shoe as far as he's concerned. 00:13:26.510 --> 00:13:31.080 So I'm in the meeting with this line, that's so classic. 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:36.290 I say, stop pulling stupid shit out of your ass just 00:13:36.290 --> 00:13:39.436 to calm your own anxieties. 00:13:39.436 --> 00:13:44.071 [LAUGH] I say that to him. 00:13:44.071 --> 00:13:46.575 When was this, this conversation? 00:13:46.575 --> 00:13:50.322 Last-- last Tuesday. 00:13:50.322 --> 00:13:52.650 Has he called you back? 00:13:52.650 --> 00:13:54.875 Huh? 00:13:54.875 --> 00:13:56.150 Emailed? 00:13:56.150 --> 00:13:58.825 No. 00:13:58.825 --> 00:14:00.075 OK. 00:14:00.075 --> 00:14:07.782 [CLEARS THROAT] 00:14:07.782 --> 00:14:08.725 What? 00:14:13.175 --> 00:14:16.295 Nothing. 00:14:16.295 --> 00:14:17.580 OK. 00:14:17.580 --> 00:14:19.100 Don't do this. 00:14:19.100 --> 00:14:21.230 Don't do this clam up bullshit, OK? 00:14:21.230 --> 00:14:22.690 I'm not your soul mate anymore. 00:14:22.690 --> 00:14:26.032 We were never soul mates, Pete. 00:14:26.032 --> 00:14:27.936 Why? 00:14:27.936 --> 00:14:30.352 He was trying to work with you. 00:14:30.352 --> 00:14:34.810 [LAUGHS] No, he was-- no, he was scared, man. 00:14:34.810 --> 00:14:36.820 Of course he was. 00:14:36.820 --> 00:14:39.215 I was just trying to let him in on the writing process. 00:14:39.215 --> 00:14:41.160 Right? 00:14:41.160 --> 00:14:45.000 That's what you were doing, explaining screenwriting 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:46.912 to him as a producer. 00:14:46.912 --> 00:14:48.636 Yeah. 00:14:48.636 --> 00:14:50.088 OK. 00:14:50.088 --> 00:14:52.850 Well, he wasn't open to that-- 00:14:52.850 --> 00:14:53.350 OK. 00:14:53.350 --> 00:14:55.065 And you know this? 00:14:55.065 --> 00:14:56.480 I know this. 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:57.880 Like you know him. 00:14:57.880 --> 00:15:00.030 Like you know his innermost thoughts. 00:15:00.030 --> 00:15:01.440 I don't have to. 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:02.760 You don't have to? 00:15:02.760 --> 00:15:04.190 No, I know you. 00:15:04.190 --> 00:15:07.655 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:15:37.355 --> 00:15:39.455 Are we waiting on someone? 00:15:39.455 --> 00:15:41.275 Tour starts at 4:00. 00:15:54.050 --> 00:15:57.012 Sir, sir, tour starts momentarily. 00:15:57.012 --> 00:15:58.430 Right, right. 00:15:58.430 --> 00:15:59.795 I was-- I was just looking. 00:15:59.795 --> 00:16:01.560 Sir, please. 00:16:01.560 --> 00:16:03.981 No looking. 00:16:03.981 --> 00:16:06.260 No looking? 00:16:06.260 --> 00:16:08.400 This is a museum. 00:16:08.400 --> 00:16:10.380 That's kind of the point, right? 00:16:10.380 --> 00:16:11.870 I mean, you're supposed to-- 00:16:11.870 --> 00:16:12.415 it's OK. 00:16:31.170 --> 00:16:33.330 On behalf of the California Department 00:16:33.330 --> 00:16:38.640 of Parks and Recreation, welcome to Will Rogers State Historic 00:16:38.640 --> 00:16:43.620 Park, and for the purposes of this tour, Will Rogers home. 00:16:43.620 --> 00:16:49.380 Will lived in this house from 1928 to 1935 00:16:49.380 --> 00:16:51.600 with his beautiful family. 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:57.100 The house itself is a classic Western ranch style home. 00:16:57.100 --> 00:17:03.140 In fact, in a letter to his architect, written in 1927, 00:17:03.140 --> 00:17:09.119 Will requested a simple board and batten box type structure 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:12.653 very plain and ordinary with a big wide porch. 00:17:17.030 --> 00:17:20.990 He noted that he would like his new house built low-- 00:17:20.990 --> 00:17:21.829 Um. 00:17:21.829 --> 00:17:23.060 Question. 00:17:23.060 --> 00:17:25.410 It's just the two of us? 00:17:25.410 --> 00:17:27.839 I was thinking maybe if we just cut through the can stuff, 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:30.040 go inside the house, have a look around. 00:17:30.040 --> 00:17:31.230 Sorry, sir. 00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:32.460 There's a spiel. 00:17:32.460 --> 00:17:35.950 If I cut the spiel for you, I got to cut it for everybody. 00:17:35.950 --> 00:17:36.530 Right. 00:17:36.530 --> 00:17:38.550 Well, just so you know, I'm an author, 00:17:38.550 --> 00:17:41.530 and I write about Will Rogers, so, 00:17:41.530 --> 00:17:44.150 uh, I already know this stuff. 00:17:44.150 --> 00:17:46.920 Just FYI, so. 00:17:51.303 --> 00:17:55.030 You'll notice that the wood siding on the house 00:17:55.030 --> 00:17:56.850 is painted pine. 00:17:56.850 --> 00:17:59.500 Now, our curators have made sure that it's 00:17:59.500 --> 00:18:02.650 the same exact shade that Will had 00:18:02.650 --> 00:18:06.730 it painted in the fall of 1933. 00:18:06.730 --> 00:18:12.365 And believe it or not, it's not white. 00:18:12.365 --> 00:18:14.830 Question. 00:18:14.830 --> 00:18:17.140 What about the grass? 00:18:17.140 --> 00:18:19.940 What kind of grass did Will plant? 00:18:19.940 --> 00:18:20.990 Do we know that? 00:18:20.990 --> 00:18:24.910 And is it the same shade of green it was back then 00:18:24.910 --> 00:18:25.720 or has it shifted? 00:18:30.349 --> 00:18:32.442 Zoysia. 00:18:32.442 --> 00:18:33.715 What? 00:18:33.715 --> 00:18:35.560 Zoysia. 00:18:35.560 --> 00:18:37.770 The grass, sir, it's Zoysia. 00:18:40.808 --> 00:18:42.620 Looks like Bermuda to me. 00:18:42.620 --> 00:18:44.160 Nope. 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:44.866 Zoysia. 00:18:44.866 --> 00:18:47.986 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:18:47.986 --> 00:18:50.134 Bermuda. 00:18:50.134 --> 00:18:51.580 [UPBEAT MELODY] 00:18:51.580 --> 00:18:53.990 [CHATTER] 00:18:53.990 --> 00:18:56.810 [SPLASH] 00:19:04.430 --> 00:19:06.390 So you came with Shane? 00:19:06.390 --> 00:19:07.900 I didn't say that. 00:19:07.900 --> 00:19:10.866 No, I don't know anyone here. 00:19:10.866 --> 00:19:14.470 It's a big Hollywood stuntman. 00:19:14.470 --> 00:19:16.530 Just came off the new Vin Diesel Fast, 00:19:16.530 --> 00:19:18.880 and Furious movies down in Atlanta. 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:22.510 In his third day in, they're rehearsing fights 00:19:22.510 --> 00:19:24.513 and I guess he hit Vin a little too hard, 00:19:24.513 --> 00:19:25.930 and Vin actually took it seriously 00:19:25.930 --> 00:19:27.910 and he wanted to fight him back. 00:19:27.910 --> 00:19:31.730 But little did he know, Shane is a black belt in karate. 00:19:31.730 --> 00:19:33.850 Had him in a headlock in two seconds. 00:19:33.850 --> 00:19:34.880 Everyone clears off. 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.638 It was about their way, and Vin comes up to Shane. 00:19:37.638 --> 00:19:38.930 He's like, hey, man, I'm sorry. 00:19:38.930 --> 00:19:40.910 I just like, I got a little carried away. 00:19:40.910 --> 00:19:44.540 And he's like, acting as if he's just like his biggest buddy. 00:19:44.540 --> 00:19:48.620 After lunch, AD goes, hey, Shane, can I talk to you? 00:19:48.620 --> 00:19:51.790 You're fired. 00:19:51.790 --> 00:19:53.320 Now he can't work in Hollywood. 00:19:53.320 --> 00:19:54.520 He's blacklisted. 00:19:54.520 --> 00:19:55.350 What a dick, right? 00:19:55.350 --> 00:19:57.140 I mean, the guy was just to do his job. 00:19:57.140 --> 00:19:58.075 That's it. 00:19:58.075 --> 00:19:58.920 Yeah. 00:20:04.716 --> 00:20:07.840 That guy right over there, he has the most miserable, boring 00:20:07.840 --> 00:20:08.590 job of anybody. 00:20:08.590 --> 00:20:10.540 Works for an internet company. 00:20:10.540 --> 00:20:11.985 He literally made $3.5 million. 00:20:11.985 --> 00:20:13.360 That guy can do anything he wants 00:20:13.360 --> 00:20:15.430 to do now that he's got money. 00:20:15.430 --> 00:20:17.620 I just think he's afraid of blowing it. 00:20:17.620 --> 00:20:20.765 Just kind of jeopardizing the whole thing. 00:20:20.765 --> 00:20:22.640 It kind of makes sense if you think about it. 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:23.570 No. 00:20:23.570 --> 00:20:25.480 No way. 00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:30.600 Does not make sense, because it's bullshit. 00:20:30.600 --> 00:20:31.980 Right? 00:20:31.980 --> 00:20:34.012 It's all bullshit. 00:20:34.012 --> 00:20:37.530 You know what I thought on the way back from the grocery store, 00:20:37.530 --> 00:20:38.995 among other things? 00:20:38.995 --> 00:20:41.284 What? 00:20:41.284 --> 00:20:43.620 I wondered how big he was. 00:20:43.620 --> 00:20:44.157 Don't. 00:20:44.157 --> 00:20:45.490 Tell me, is he bigger than me? 00:20:45.490 --> 00:20:46.165 Stop. 00:20:46.165 --> 00:20:47.060 I'm sorry. 00:20:47.060 --> 00:20:47.910 Is that out of line? 00:20:47.910 --> 00:20:48.410 Yes! 00:20:48.410 --> 00:20:49.350 Guess what. 00:20:49.350 --> 00:20:50.267 There's no more rules. 00:20:50.267 --> 00:20:52.142 We're beyond rules at this point, sweetheart. 00:20:52.142 --> 00:20:52.870 DIANE: I'm sorry. 00:20:52.870 --> 00:20:54.275 You know what else I thought? 00:20:54.275 --> 00:20:56.150 DIANE: I don't want to know what you thought. 00:20:56.150 --> 00:20:56.800 I bet you don't. 00:20:56.800 --> 00:20:57.415 DIANE: Don't. 00:20:57.415 --> 00:20:59.080 I wondered if I could kill you. 00:21:03.270 --> 00:21:07.860 Just-- just on my hands, I sit there and I-- 00:21:07.860 --> 00:21:11.043 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC] 00:21:11.043 --> 00:21:12.335 Just wondered if I could do it. 00:21:18.300 --> 00:21:19.050 What do you think? 00:21:19.050 --> 00:21:19.980 You think I could? 00:21:19.980 --> 00:21:21.425 DIANE: No. 00:21:21.425 --> 00:21:22.180 No? 00:21:24.930 --> 00:21:25.878 Why? 00:21:25.878 --> 00:21:27.420 DIANE: Are you trying to frighten me? 00:21:27.420 --> 00:21:28.630 No. 00:21:28.630 --> 00:21:29.260 You frightened? 00:21:29.260 --> 00:21:32.714 DIANE: Should I be? 00:21:32.714 --> 00:21:33.560 Probably. 00:21:37.988 --> 00:21:41.782 NICK: So I hear you're seeing somebody. 00:21:41.782 --> 00:21:44.540 Excuse me? 00:21:44.540 --> 00:21:46.260 What are you talking about? 00:21:46.260 --> 00:21:48.495 Who said that? 00:21:48.495 --> 00:21:49.580 I don't know. 00:21:49.580 --> 00:21:50.475 You don't know? 00:21:52.980 --> 00:21:54.940 I-- I mean, I've been on a few dates, 00:21:54.940 --> 00:21:58.110 but I'm not dating anybody. 00:21:58.110 --> 00:21:59.885 Who would say that? 00:21:59.885 --> 00:22:03.330 Look, somebody saw you in a restaurant 00:22:03.330 --> 00:22:05.760 and said you were with a guy and it looked like you 00:22:05.760 --> 00:22:07.660 were, I don't know, clicking. 00:22:07.660 --> 00:22:10.840 Oh, yeah. 00:22:10.840 --> 00:22:16.110 I ran into some friend of yours at a sushi spot. 00:22:16.110 --> 00:22:18.090 What was his name? 00:22:18.090 --> 00:22:19.090 Nick, what was his name? 00:22:19.090 --> 00:22:19.720 Shannon. 00:22:19.720 --> 00:22:20.770 Thank you. 00:22:20.770 --> 00:22:21.640 Yeah, Shannon. 00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:25.710 I ran into him when I was having dinner with some guy at a sushi 00:22:25.710 --> 00:22:28.930 restaurant, but it wasn't like I was dating him. 00:22:28.930 --> 00:22:29.490 OK. 00:22:29.490 --> 00:22:31.680 I was on a date. 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:32.860 Second date? 00:22:32.860 --> 00:22:33.670 Third date? 00:22:33.670 --> 00:22:34.610 Can we drop it? 00:22:34.610 --> 00:22:36.460 Sure. 00:22:36.460 --> 00:22:38.220 OK, babe. 00:22:38.220 --> 00:22:38.800 I'm off. 00:22:38.800 --> 00:22:39.920 OK. 00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:42.837 Oh, this is-- this is Terry. 00:22:42.837 --> 00:22:43.920 Terry, this is Clementine. 00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:45.450 Hi. 00:22:45.450 --> 00:22:47.770 So this is the famous Terry. 00:22:47.770 --> 00:22:48.656 Hi. 00:22:48.656 --> 00:22:49.395 Hello. 00:22:54.430 --> 00:22:56.165 You're nervous about tonight? 00:22:56.165 --> 00:22:57.750 I'm nervous about tonight. 00:22:57.750 --> 00:22:59.460 Listen to me. 00:22:59.460 --> 00:23:01.170 Don't be nervous. 00:23:01.170 --> 00:23:03.450 You're going to be great. 00:23:03.450 --> 00:23:05.990 Thanks. 00:23:05.990 --> 00:23:08.380 Terry, good to meet you. 00:23:08.380 --> 00:23:09.175 You too. 00:23:18.900 --> 00:23:20.250 Wow! 00:23:20.250 --> 00:23:21.220 A musician. 00:23:21.220 --> 00:23:25.140 She's really, really talented. 00:23:25.140 --> 00:23:27.830 And she's crazy about me. 00:23:27.830 --> 00:23:32.449 [LAUGHS] I bet. 00:23:32.449 --> 00:23:35.020 Um, all righty. 00:23:35.020 --> 00:23:36.870 Well, we really need to talk about where 00:23:36.870 --> 00:23:39.510 we're going to send Celine to school because we're running out 00:23:39.510 --> 00:23:40.365 of time on that. 00:23:40.365 --> 00:23:42.240 NICK: OK. 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:44.280 Have you even thought about other places 00:23:44.280 --> 00:23:47.634 that you'd like to send her to? 00:23:47.634 --> 00:23:49.120 No. 00:23:49.120 --> 00:23:53.895 Do you even know how to go about looking into it? 00:23:53.895 --> 00:23:54.455 BOTH: No. 00:23:54.455 --> 00:23:55.636 [LAUGHS] 00:23:55.636 --> 00:23:57.710 Jesus. 00:23:57.710 --> 00:24:02.430 Why do I have to think for both of us still? 00:24:02.430 --> 00:24:03.900 Why do I still have to do that? 00:24:06.950 --> 00:24:08.430 I'm going to get out of here. 00:24:08.430 --> 00:24:10.040 NICK: OK. 00:24:10.040 --> 00:24:13.982 I-- [MUMBLES] can we not do that anymore? 00:24:13.982 --> 00:24:15.290 Not hug? 00:24:15.290 --> 00:24:17.000 Yeah, not hug. 00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:20.310 OK. 00:24:20.310 --> 00:24:21.930 I just can't. 00:24:21.930 --> 00:24:22.430 I'm sorry. 00:24:33.091 --> 00:24:35.727 Well, I guess you better wake me up. 00:24:35.727 --> 00:24:36.721 Oh. 00:24:45.170 --> 00:24:47.392 My wish came true. 00:24:47.392 --> 00:24:48.550 Yeah, I know. 00:24:48.550 --> 00:24:51.540 I'm just looking to see where the best place to-- 00:24:51.540 --> 00:24:54.690 You of all people would notice, Amanda. 00:24:54.690 --> 00:24:56.190 We're adults. 00:24:56.190 --> 00:24:59.980 I was barely a B cup when we were together. 00:24:59.980 --> 00:25:02.642 It would have been rude if you hadn't. 00:25:02.642 --> 00:25:05.775 They're both, um, great. 00:25:09.448 --> 00:25:11.385 You always said I was-- 00:25:11.385 --> 00:25:14.730 Perfect without them? 00:25:14.730 --> 00:25:17.188 You are, still are. 00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:26.200 Can I touch them? 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:26.930 I'm sorry. 00:25:26.930 --> 00:25:28.160 I didn't mean to ask that. 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:29.490 I carry this. 00:25:35.726 --> 00:25:36.890 A doll baby. 00:25:39.830 --> 00:25:42.150 That's right, baby doll. 00:25:42.150 --> 00:25:43.660 Ain't that right, Burbank? 00:25:43.660 --> 00:25:44.552 [LAUGH] 00:25:44.552 --> 00:25:46.340 [APPLAUSE] 00:25:46.340 --> 00:25:47.780 Am I right? 00:25:47.780 --> 00:25:49.160 Yeah, you bet I am. 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:50.270 I carry this. 00:25:50.270 --> 00:25:53.095 All right, let me just clip this to the back of your dress. 00:26:04.050 --> 00:26:05.842 Is that comfortable? 00:26:05.842 --> 00:26:06.510 CAMILLE: Yeah. 00:26:16.070 --> 00:26:17.430 Thank you. 00:26:17.430 --> 00:26:20.322 [APPLAUSE] 00:26:20.322 --> 00:26:21.745 And cue lights. 00:26:28.273 --> 00:26:30.410 I want to stand. 00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:32.365 Speech kills everywhere I go. 00:26:32.365 --> 00:26:34.520 I guess they don't like all babies in Burbank. 00:26:34.520 --> 00:26:39.930 And now, to tell us about his big stick, Mr Dwayne Crawford. 00:26:39.930 --> 00:26:43.660 I'll show you how it's done, kid. 00:26:43.660 --> 00:26:44.370 I love you. 00:26:50.058 --> 00:26:51.710 OK. 00:26:51.710 --> 00:26:58.245 If you actually said that to him, he's not going to call you. 00:26:58.245 --> 00:27:01.875 Can I get some coffee, please? 00:27:01.875 --> 00:27:02.375 Thanks. 00:27:05.210 --> 00:27:08.840 Well, then that's-- that's the way it goes. 00:27:08.840 --> 00:27:12.450 But don't forget, it goes the other way, too. 00:27:12.450 --> 00:27:14.105 I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. 00:27:14.105 --> 00:27:16.560 My feelings aren't hurt, Mara. 00:27:16.560 --> 00:27:17.210 OK? 00:27:17.210 --> 00:27:20.430 Don't patronize me. 00:27:20.430 --> 00:27:21.410 I'm not your soul mate. 00:27:26.660 --> 00:27:27.685 How's Dick? 00:27:27.685 --> 00:27:28.790 Richard? 00:27:28.790 --> 00:27:30.080 Mm. 00:27:30.080 --> 00:27:31.930 Richard, Dick, yeah, your fiance. 00:27:31.930 --> 00:27:34.295 Oh, my fiance is great. 00:27:34.295 --> 00:27:34.820 Yeah? 00:27:34.820 --> 00:27:35.525 Yeah. 00:27:35.525 --> 00:27:36.845 Wonderful. 00:27:36.845 --> 00:27:37.680 What? 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:38.300 Nothing. 00:27:38.300 --> 00:27:39.035 What? 00:27:39.035 --> 00:27:39.800 Nothing. 00:27:43.660 --> 00:27:45.210 Is he your soul mate? 00:27:45.210 --> 00:27:47.886 Fuck you, Pete! 00:27:47.886 --> 00:27:50.670 OK, calm down, Mara. 00:27:50.670 --> 00:27:51.810 Just calm down, OK? 00:27:51.810 --> 00:27:52.655 Don't-- don't-- 00:27:52.655 --> 00:27:54.860 You blow that meeting. 00:27:54.860 --> 00:27:56.430 No one to blame but yourself. 00:27:56.430 --> 00:28:00.170 In a moment, we'll step into Will Rogers living room, 00:28:00.170 --> 00:28:03.530 but before we do, it's important to understand 00:28:03.530 --> 00:28:06.535 whom Will represented to everyday Americans. 00:28:06.535 --> 00:28:07.250 OK. 00:28:07.250 --> 00:28:07.890 I'm sorry. 00:28:07.890 --> 00:28:12.950 I just have to say I am a professor in 20th century 00:28:12.950 --> 00:28:14.770 American History and Culture. 00:28:14.770 --> 00:28:19.460 I have written two books on Will Rogers and numerous journal 00:28:19.460 --> 00:28:23.660 articles too, numerous to count, and I have never been 00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:25.220 in the house before. 00:28:25.220 --> 00:28:26.820 I'm up against a tight deadline. 00:28:26.820 --> 00:28:28.430 I really only need to see two rooms. 00:28:28.430 --> 00:28:31.130 You've written books about Will Rogers 00:28:31.130 --> 00:28:34.150 and you've never been here? 00:28:34.150 --> 00:28:35.828 Yeah. 00:28:35.828 --> 00:28:37.780 Huh. 00:28:37.780 --> 00:28:40.544 What? 00:28:40.544 --> 00:28:42.570 Your book's in the gift shop? 00:28:42.570 --> 00:28:44.840 [LAUGH] Oh, God. 00:28:44.840 --> 00:28:45.980 Oh, God, no. 00:28:45.980 --> 00:28:47.360 No, heavens no. 00:28:47.360 --> 00:28:49.270 No, I write for academia, you know, 00:28:49.270 --> 00:28:52.960 colleges, universities, think tanks. 00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:55.840 But I think you should know that my books do 00:28:55.840 --> 00:29:01.092 take a decidedly critical look at Roger's so-called legacy. 00:29:01.092 --> 00:29:04.572 So your book's not in the gift shop? 00:29:04.572 --> 00:29:06.280 No. 00:29:06.280 --> 00:29:08.620 Not there. 00:29:08.620 --> 00:29:10.420 In fact, my books would probably be 00:29:10.420 --> 00:29:13.330 way over the head of your standard issue, Will Rogers 00:29:13.330 --> 00:29:15.310 tourist, to whom this place is some sort 00:29:15.310 --> 00:29:16.680 of cowboy populist Mecca. 00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:17.790 Is that right? 00:29:17.790 --> 00:29:19.030 Yeah, yeah. 00:29:19.030 --> 00:29:22.340 But that being said, I still would very much like to see 00:29:22.340 --> 00:29:22.840 Will's-- 00:29:22.840 --> 00:29:25.570 Will's study, the place where he claims to have 00:29:25.570 --> 00:29:27.980 written much of his material. 00:29:27.980 --> 00:29:30.300 Oh, I'm so sorry. 00:29:30.300 --> 00:29:32.570 The study is closed today. 00:29:32.570 --> 00:29:33.790 Closed? 00:29:33.790 --> 00:29:34.353 Yes. 00:29:37.748 --> 00:29:39.410 That's ridiculous. 00:29:39.410 --> 00:29:40.580 Sorry. 00:29:40.580 --> 00:29:42.110 No, no, no, no, no. 00:29:42.110 --> 00:29:44.840 I made a donation at the gate house. 00:29:44.840 --> 00:29:46.460 Paid $10 for parking. 00:29:46.460 --> 00:29:49.210 I flew here from New York. 00:29:49.210 --> 00:29:52.100 The study is being cleaned. 00:29:52.100 --> 00:29:53.630 They should have told you. 00:29:53.630 --> 00:29:57.555 I am sincerely sorry, sir, but can't be helped. 00:29:57.555 --> 00:30:01.930 [DEREK MINOR - "MAKING ME MORE"] I'm cruising down a back road 00:30:01.930 --> 00:30:02.960 trying to let my-- 00:30:09.946 --> 00:30:14.240 It's all bullshit, isn't it? 00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:16.820 That guy doesn't have Kurt Cobain's pancreas 00:30:16.820 --> 00:30:18.690 and that guy's not a stuntman. 00:30:18.690 --> 00:30:22.430 It's all bullshit, right? 00:30:22.430 --> 00:30:23.340 What's your problem? 00:30:23.340 --> 00:30:26.565 What is your problem with your friend Liz? 00:30:26.565 --> 00:30:27.862 How do you know her name? 00:30:27.862 --> 00:30:28.820 Like I wasn't so bad. 00:30:28.820 --> 00:30:30.100 He didn't bother me. 00:30:30.100 --> 00:30:31.370 Look, you heard me. 00:30:31.370 --> 00:30:32.640 You were listening to me. 00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.320 Yeah, she was just being polite. 00:30:34.320 --> 00:30:35.680 I don't there's anything wrong with being polite. 00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:36.305 What are you? 00:30:36.305 --> 00:30:38.040 Like some kind of fucking spy? 00:30:38.040 --> 00:30:39.570 I think you're just jealous. 00:30:39.570 --> 00:30:42.070 I'm jealous? 00:30:42.070 --> 00:30:42.570 What? 00:30:42.570 --> 00:30:43.200 Am I jealous? 00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:46.880 I'm jealous because my sister's talking to some zombie midget 00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:49.495 real estate agent from the Valley? 00:30:49.495 --> 00:30:51.155 Why are you so angry? 00:30:51.155 --> 00:30:52.770 I'm not angr-- 00:30:52.770 --> 00:30:56.360 [CLEARS THROAT] First of all, I'm not angry. 00:30:56.360 --> 00:30:58.040 Second of all, if I was it would be 00:30:58.040 --> 00:31:00.810 because I'm stuck here in this pit talking to you, 00:31:00.810 --> 00:31:04.506 and I had someplace I had to be an hour ago. 00:31:04.506 --> 00:31:06.710 I just think you don't care enough about her 00:31:06.710 --> 00:31:08.280 that you want her to be happy. 00:31:08.280 --> 00:31:10.380 You think that guy is going to make her happy? 00:31:10.380 --> 00:31:11.518 Really? 00:31:11.518 --> 00:31:12.810 Let me break this down for you. 00:31:12.810 --> 00:31:14.970 If that guy calls her after tonight, 00:31:14.970 --> 00:31:18.600 and that's a big fucking if, he turns into a pumpkin and he 00:31:18.600 --> 00:31:21.510 rides off with her in his book and Cinderella glass slipper, 00:31:21.510 --> 00:31:24.040 and if at that point they can still stand each other, 00:31:24.040 --> 00:31:27.210 and if they get married, and if they have 2 and 1/2 fucking 00:31:27.210 --> 00:31:30.520 beautiful children, even then he will never, 00:31:30.520 --> 00:31:33.352 never make her happy. 00:31:33.352 --> 00:31:35.896 How do you know? 00:31:35.896 --> 00:31:42.312 Because she will always wonder if she could have done better. 00:31:42.312 --> 00:31:43.770 She will always wonder if she could 00:31:43.770 --> 00:31:46.230 have found someone better looking, 00:31:46.230 --> 00:31:48.825 funnier, more interesting, taller. 00:31:53.210 --> 00:31:56.050 You have no idea. 00:31:56.050 --> 00:32:03.470 She used to be great, hot. 00:32:03.470 --> 00:32:04.770 Guys loved her. 00:32:04.770 --> 00:32:06.180 People loved her. 00:32:06.180 --> 00:32:08.455 And then something happened. 00:32:13.770 --> 00:32:20.510 And now she doesn't have her confidence or her self-respect. 00:32:20.510 --> 00:32:30.510 And you can tell like, when you look at her, she's wounded. 00:32:34.096 --> 00:32:35.810 People call it vulnerable. 00:32:44.342 --> 00:32:46.302 Why? 00:32:46.302 --> 00:32:48.335 I don't know. 00:32:48.335 --> 00:32:49.590 Yes, you do. 00:32:49.590 --> 00:32:50.310 DIANE: I don't. 00:32:50.310 --> 00:32:51.550 Do you love him? 00:32:51.550 --> 00:32:52.050 No. 00:32:52.050 --> 00:32:52.925 Are you sure? 00:32:52.925 --> 00:32:53.425 Yes. 00:32:57.107 --> 00:32:58.830 Do you love me? 00:32:58.830 --> 00:33:00.526 Yes. 00:33:00.526 --> 00:33:01.600 Are you sure? 00:33:01.600 --> 00:33:04.800 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC] 00:33:12.560 --> 00:33:13.380 I love you. 00:33:19.890 --> 00:33:22.591 What to do now? 00:33:22.591 --> 00:33:23.685 You don't know. 00:33:23.685 --> 00:33:26.150 What are you supposed to do now? 00:33:26.150 --> 00:33:27.638 I don't know. 00:33:27.638 --> 00:33:28.534 Ah! 00:33:34.245 --> 00:33:35.370 You going to see him again? 00:33:35.370 --> 00:33:36.240 DIANE: No. 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:37.660 Yes. 00:33:37.660 --> 00:33:40.846 DIANE: No, I won't. 00:33:40.846 --> 00:33:42.360 Yes. 00:33:42.360 --> 00:33:43.770 I can't avoid it. 00:33:43.770 --> 00:33:44.778 I won't see him again. 00:33:44.778 --> 00:33:46.070 I mean, I won't sleep with him. 00:33:52.674 --> 00:33:56.020 Teddy Roosevelt is famous for the quote, 00:33:56.020 --> 00:33:59.630 walk softly and carry a big stick. 00:33:59.630 --> 00:34:03.020 Well, I've got a big stick with me this morning, 00:34:03.020 --> 00:34:06.740 but I can assure you It's not for soft walking. 00:34:06.740 --> 00:34:08.350 Steering committee, huh? 00:34:08.350 --> 00:34:09.639 You pushed for me. 00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:11.050 I vouched for you. 00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:13.210 And I thought it was the Atlantic article 00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:14.630 I wrote that went viral. 00:34:14.630 --> 00:34:18.159 Certainly helped your case. 00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.632 New boobs didn't hurt either. 00:34:20.632 --> 00:34:22.650 How long do I have? 00:34:22.650 --> 00:34:23.730 About 12 minutes. 00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:24.230 No. 00:34:24.230 --> 00:34:25.945 I mean, before I go on, how much longer? 00:34:25.945 --> 00:34:26.739 Oh, shit. 00:34:26.739 --> 00:34:28.787 I forgot to reset the timer. 00:34:28.787 --> 00:34:31.565 Um, about five minutes? 00:34:37.204 --> 00:34:39.110 I'm serious. 00:34:39.110 --> 00:34:40.580 You talk all damn day about being 00:34:40.580 --> 00:34:42.739 a screenwriter like some kid who got off 00:34:42.739 --> 00:34:45.525 the bus from Kansas who's watched The Dark Knight 40 00:34:45.525 --> 00:34:46.025 times. 00:34:46.025 --> 00:34:47.730 Nobody takes the bus to LA anymore. 00:34:47.730 --> 00:34:49.855 It's like you haven't lived here for eight years. 00:34:49.855 --> 00:34:52.489 10 and 1/2. 00:34:52.489 --> 00:34:56.154 And-- and The Dark Knight is a modern day classic. 00:34:56.154 --> 00:34:57.020 See? 00:34:57.020 --> 00:34:59.540 You sound like some kid who has a blog, who thinks 00:34:59.540 --> 00:35:01.410 he's God's gift to Hollywood. 00:35:01.410 --> 00:35:01.910 OK? 00:35:01.910 --> 00:35:04.025 Like we all should be just so grateful for you. 00:35:04.025 --> 00:35:04.730 Oh, we? 00:35:04.730 --> 00:35:07.295 Oh, so fucking thrilled that you're here to say this. 00:35:07.295 --> 00:35:11.026 Oh, so in this scenario, you represent Hollywood? 00:35:11.026 --> 00:35:12.385 In this scenario? 00:35:12.385 --> 00:35:13.400 Yes. 00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:15.480 In this little play you're doing here we're like, 00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:18.190 I'm the kid from Kansas and you're fucking Irving Thalberg. 00:35:18.190 --> 00:35:20.130 Pete, you're missing the point. 00:35:20.130 --> 00:35:21.830 No, I'm not missing the point, Mara. 00:35:21.830 --> 00:35:23.080 I wish you would make a point. 00:35:28.230 --> 00:35:29.770 Gotcha! 00:35:29.770 --> 00:35:30.910 Gotcha! 00:35:30.910 --> 00:35:34.240 Not that far from New York, after all. 00:35:34.240 --> 00:35:37.510 Perhaps maybe I could help here with a little donation 00:35:37.510 --> 00:35:38.435 to the cleaning fund. 00:35:38.435 --> 00:35:38.935 No, no. 00:35:38.935 --> 00:35:40.790 Sir, please, put your money away. 00:35:40.790 --> 00:35:43.605 I'm a volunteer, and I don't accept tips. 00:35:43.605 --> 00:35:45.250 Well, I am a writer. 00:35:45.250 --> 00:35:47.000 I'm writing a book on Will Rogers. 00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:48.530 I need to see his study. 00:35:48.530 --> 00:35:49.550 Please, 10 minutes. 00:35:49.550 --> 00:35:50.325 15 tops. 00:35:55.270 --> 00:36:00.225 You know, I think we have gotten off on the wrong foot. 00:36:00.225 --> 00:36:01.290 I agree. 00:36:01.290 --> 00:36:02.480 You do? 00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:04.720 Good, good. 00:36:04.720 --> 00:36:05.880 We should be friends. 00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:07.330 Friends? 00:36:07.330 --> 00:36:10.762 Well, we haven't even been dating six months yet. 00:36:10.762 --> 00:36:13.310 That is-- that is clever. 00:36:13.310 --> 00:36:13.810 That's-- 00:36:13.810 --> 00:36:15.070 Very funny. 00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:15.655 Very funny. 00:36:15.655 --> 00:36:17.836 I don't make friends with tourists. 00:36:17.836 --> 00:36:20.622 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:36:21.122 --> 00:36:24.037 Why is that a good-- that vulnera-- 00:36:24.037 --> 00:36:25.620 Why would you want to look vulnerable? 00:36:25.620 --> 00:36:28.162 You want to look like you're about to get kicked in the face? 00:36:28.162 --> 00:36:29.383 Why is that a bad thing? 00:36:29.383 --> 00:36:30.550 Good, bad, good, whatever. 00:36:30.550 --> 00:36:32.040 It's not a quality I'd want to advertise. 00:36:32.040 --> 00:36:33.080 What do you want to advertise? 00:36:33.080 --> 00:36:34.190 I don't want to advertise-- 00:36:34.190 --> 00:36:35.150 I'm not advertising anything. 00:36:35.150 --> 00:36:36.280 If you could, if you could just put it out there 00:36:36.280 --> 00:36:38.322 into the world like, what you want people to see? 00:36:38.322 --> 00:36:39.642 What would it be? 00:36:39.642 --> 00:36:41.350 I don't-- 00:36:41.350 --> 00:36:42.120 I don't know. 00:36:42.120 --> 00:36:43.080 What do you think? 00:36:43.080 --> 00:36:46.105 You tell me. 00:36:46.105 --> 00:36:48.340 Your success. 00:36:48.340 --> 00:36:49.250 OK. 00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:50.820 I don't think that's what we're talking about right now. 00:36:50.820 --> 00:36:52.170 I just think you're bored. 00:36:52.170 --> 00:36:53.080 I think you're bored with your life. 00:36:53.080 --> 00:36:55.368 I think you're bored with that person on the phone. 00:36:55.368 --> 00:36:56.035 I think you're-- 00:37:00.710 --> 00:37:04.980 I think you just think that everything 00:37:04.980 --> 00:37:06.142 it's no longer exciting. 00:37:06.142 --> 00:37:08.350 Things aren't going to be as good as they used to be. 00:37:08.350 --> 00:37:12.046 It's never going to be the same as it was. 00:37:12.046 --> 00:37:17.260 Well, this has been lovely, talking to you 00:37:17.260 --> 00:37:20.710 and listening to your bullshit stories 00:37:20.710 --> 00:37:23.620 about people you don't know and your bullshit pop psychology 00:37:23.620 --> 00:37:25.600 about people you've just met. 00:37:25.600 --> 00:37:28.440 I'm going to go rescue my sister and get the fuck out of here. 00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:29.200 Nice to meet you. 00:37:29.200 --> 00:37:30.220 She already left. 00:37:30.220 --> 00:37:31.135 What? 00:37:31.135 --> 00:37:31.875 Yeah. 00:37:31.875 --> 00:37:33.812 He, uh, that guy, he left with the other girl. 00:37:33.812 --> 00:37:35.145 I think they're in the bathroom. 00:37:38.826 --> 00:37:42.395 He made her real happy, huh? 00:37:42.395 --> 00:37:43.345 Yeah. 00:37:43.345 --> 00:37:45.000 When did it start? 00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:46.380 It didn't start. 00:37:46.380 --> 00:37:46.880 OK. 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:48.080 How many times you sleep together? 00:37:48.080 --> 00:37:48.790 I don't know. 00:37:48.790 --> 00:37:49.750 One hand? 00:37:49.750 --> 00:37:50.310 Stop it. 00:37:50.310 --> 00:37:50.810 More? 00:37:50.810 --> 00:37:51.085 No. 00:37:51.085 --> 00:37:51.937 Should I ask him? 00:37:51.937 --> 00:37:52.770 Maybe he remembered. 00:37:52.770 --> 00:37:53.603 I wasn't counting. 00:37:53.603 --> 00:37:54.640 Do you think he was? 00:37:54.640 --> 00:37:56.005 Maybe he's got a little notches on his bedpost. 00:37:56.005 --> 00:37:57.215 Why don't you ask him? 00:37:57.215 --> 00:37:58.020 Oh, I will. 00:37:58.020 --> 00:37:58.860 Trust me, I will. 00:37:58.860 --> 00:37:59.600 OK. 00:37:59.600 --> 00:38:01.585 I thought you were getting a drink. 00:38:01.585 --> 00:38:02.520 I am. 00:38:02.520 --> 00:38:04.105 Why don't you get me one too? 00:38:12.186 --> 00:38:14.360 You said you didn't want one. 00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:16.215 I want one now. 00:38:16.215 --> 00:38:16.930 OK. 00:38:16.930 --> 00:38:19.130 OK. 00:38:19.130 --> 00:38:19.630 I-- 00:38:19.630 --> 00:38:20.540 You what? 00:38:20.540 --> 00:38:22.510 I need to take a shower. 00:38:22.510 --> 00:38:23.440 I don't wear a polo. 00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:23.940 What? 00:38:23.940 --> 00:38:25.895 I don't wear polo. 00:38:25.895 --> 00:38:26.395 OK. 00:38:26.395 --> 00:38:27.725 So you have to take a shower? 00:38:27.725 --> 00:38:28.360 No. 00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.785 'Cause the whole room stinks like polo? 00:38:31.785 --> 00:38:32.660 You don't smell that? 00:38:32.660 --> 00:38:33.325 No, I don't. 00:38:33.325 --> 00:38:35.480 It's probably because you stink like polo, too. 00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.730 I just want to have a shower. 00:38:37.730 --> 00:38:39.050 And clean the sheets. 00:38:39.050 --> 00:38:40.150 Yeah, it's Friday. 00:38:40.150 --> 00:38:41.025 I know it's Friday. 00:38:41.025 --> 00:38:42.483 I always strip the bed on Friday. 00:38:42.483 --> 00:38:43.060 Oh, yeah? 00:38:43.060 --> 00:38:44.535 Is that why you let the guy into my bed? 00:38:44.535 --> 00:38:45.135 No. 00:38:45.135 --> 00:38:47.175 I always strip the bed on Friday. 00:38:53.530 --> 00:38:54.165 I'm sorry. 00:38:56.685 --> 00:38:57.700 Is that his tie? 00:39:00.448 --> 00:39:01.845 Did I do something? 00:39:01.845 --> 00:39:02.892 No. 00:39:02.892 --> 00:39:04.300 What did I do? 00:39:04.300 --> 00:39:05.850 You didn't do anything. 00:39:10.410 --> 00:39:15.435 I just don't think this amicable divorce thing is working out 00:39:15.435 --> 00:39:16.060 for me anymore. 00:39:16.060 --> 00:39:16.720 OK. 00:39:16.720 --> 00:39:17.800 It was your idea. 00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:18.432 I know. 00:39:18.432 --> 00:39:19.890 You were the one who said that it 00:39:19.890 --> 00:39:22.170 would be better for Celine if you and I tried 00:39:22.170 --> 00:39:23.025 to remain friends. 00:39:23.025 --> 00:39:24.500 I was wrong. 00:39:27.060 --> 00:39:30.300 I guess I shouldn't talk to Frank about the gas stove, then. 00:39:30.300 --> 00:39:31.170 Oh, my God. 00:39:31.170 --> 00:39:33.720 You can talk to Frank about the fucking stove. 00:39:33.720 --> 00:39:34.740 Jesus. 00:39:34.740 --> 00:39:37.140 You just can't talk to me about my love life. 00:39:37.140 --> 00:39:39.150 And I don't want to know about yours. 00:39:39.150 --> 00:39:42.000 And we need to argue more about where Celine goes to school. 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.380 And basically, I just have to hate you more. 00:39:44.380 --> 00:39:45.800 OK? 00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:48.190 No, actually, it's not OK. 00:39:48.190 --> 00:39:50.820 We are never getting back together. 00:39:50.820 --> 00:39:52.040 Do you understand that? 00:39:52.040 --> 00:39:54.420 That is not what we are talking about. 00:39:54.420 --> 00:39:55.650 Well, guess what, it is. 00:39:55.650 --> 00:39:58.610 That's exactly what this is about because we are not 00:39:58.610 --> 00:40:00.920 getting back together, ever. 00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:05.130 That is not happening, because I don't want you back 00:40:05.130 --> 00:40:07.950 because you drive me absolutely fucking nuts. 00:40:07.950 --> 00:40:10.590 And I don't say that with the tiniest little bit of affection. 00:40:10.590 --> 00:40:13.760 You drive me absolutely, completely 00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:16.700 like Mayor of crazy town nuts. 00:40:16.700 --> 00:40:18.690 And I cannot live with you. 00:40:18.690 --> 00:40:19.820 I know that. 00:40:19.820 --> 00:40:20.320 Good. 00:40:24.216 --> 00:40:26.270 NICK: So that means you have to hate me? 00:40:26.270 --> 00:40:29.420 Yeah, I-- pretty much yes. 00:40:29.420 --> 00:40:30.180 Why? 00:40:30.180 --> 00:40:38.380 I-- But because, otherwise I get confused. 00:40:38.380 --> 00:40:39.480 NICK: Confused how? 00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:43.155 Just I-- like-- like this. 00:40:43.155 --> 00:40:44.130 NICK: Like what? 00:40:44.130 --> 00:40:44.680 Like this. 00:40:44.680 --> 00:40:48.720 Like just hanging out, talking to you. 00:40:48.720 --> 00:40:49.470 OK? 00:40:49.470 --> 00:40:50.135 OK. 00:40:50.135 --> 00:40:51.110 You do understand? 00:40:51.110 --> 00:40:51.790 No. 00:40:51.790 --> 00:40:52.490 You don't? 00:40:52.490 --> 00:40:53.670 NICK: No. 00:40:53.670 --> 00:40:55.240 Jesus. 00:40:55.240 --> 00:40:55.980 Um. 00:40:55.980 --> 00:41:00.460 It's just, when we hug like that, it's confusing. 00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:01.980 NICK: Confusing how? 00:41:01.980 --> 00:41:03.960 I respond to you. 00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:05.885 My body responds to you. 00:41:08.550 --> 00:41:11.050 And don't take this the wrong way, OK? 00:41:11.050 --> 00:41:17.850 But I meet guys who are sexier than you all the time, 00:41:17.850 --> 00:41:21.240 constantly. 00:41:21.240 --> 00:41:23.260 But you're familiar to me. 00:41:23.260 --> 00:41:24.700 I just know you. 00:41:24.700 --> 00:41:27.830 My body knows you. 00:41:27.830 --> 00:41:30.710 Like they say in the Bible, right? 00:41:30.710 --> 00:41:33.910 Adam knew Eve, and David knew Bathsheba. 00:41:33.910 --> 00:41:36.980 Yeah, carnal knowledge. 00:41:36.980 --> 00:41:42.030 Which is a very good word for it because when we hug like that 00:41:42.030 --> 00:41:45.000 or when-- 00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:48.363 when we touch or when we're just-- 00:41:50.870 --> 00:41:55.650 I don't know, standing in a room alone like this, 00:41:55.650 --> 00:41:58.650 I just I can't help it. 00:41:58.650 --> 00:42:02.346 I feel like this is the man. 00:42:02.346 --> 00:42:03.680 that I remember. 00:42:03.680 --> 00:42:07.748 This is the man that I used to fall asleep next to every night. 00:42:07.748 --> 00:42:13.650 And it doesn't matter that I'm also 00:42:13.650 --> 00:42:15.810 thinking this is the man that I can't stand, 00:42:15.810 --> 00:42:17.430 who drives me crazy. 00:42:17.430 --> 00:42:21.631 And it really, really fucking sucks. 00:42:24.630 --> 00:42:30.780 I mean-- I so don't want you to be 00:42:30.780 --> 00:42:32.465 the man I feel this way about. 00:42:35.380 --> 00:42:37.330 I really don't. 00:42:37.330 --> 00:42:39.310 I want to feel this way about a guy 00:42:39.310 --> 00:42:44.906 that I can live with, who doesn't drive me crazy. 00:42:44.906 --> 00:42:45.700 Right. 00:42:45.700 --> 00:42:53.130 And I know that there has to be someone out 00:42:53.130 --> 00:42:55.080 there who I can live with, who I'm going 00:42:55.080 --> 00:42:57.120 to also feel this way about. 00:42:57.120 --> 00:43:00.760 But I just haven't found him yet. 00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:05.030 And it's been such a long time. 00:43:05.030 --> 00:43:06.140 It's been too long. 00:43:06.140 --> 00:43:09.025 And [SOBS] I just-- 00:43:12.690 --> 00:43:17.150 I kind of don't trust myself around you 'cause it feels 00:43:17.150 --> 00:43:18.560 too good when you're around me. 00:43:27.060 --> 00:43:27.860 I'm sorry. 00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:41.710 Leadership cannot exist in a vacuum. 00:43:41.710 --> 00:43:45.700 It does suck a lot of the time, but it's no vacuum. 00:43:45.700 --> 00:43:48.630 That's where my big stick comes in handy. 00:43:48.630 --> 00:43:50.025 You know what I mean? 00:43:50.025 --> 00:43:52.625 [LAUGHS, APPLAUSE] 00:43:53.507 --> 00:43:55.965 I'm sorry about the timer. 00:43:55.965 --> 00:43:56.780 It's OK. 00:43:56.780 --> 00:43:58.850 I'm making it all up as I go along anyway. 00:43:58.850 --> 00:44:00.490 Oh, come on. 00:44:00.490 --> 00:44:02.500 You were born for this. 00:44:02.500 --> 00:44:06.160 Just people out there, they want to believe you. 00:44:06.160 --> 00:44:08.700 And honestly, they're already inspired. 00:44:08.700 --> 00:44:10.490 Then what do they need me for? 00:44:10.490 --> 00:44:13.920 They just need you to remind them of what they already know. 00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:16.080 What do you know, Amanda? 00:44:16.080 --> 00:44:17.175 What do I know? 00:44:20.650 --> 00:44:23.500 I know that I've thought about this moment for the past eight 00:44:23.500 --> 00:44:25.180 years. 00:44:25.180 --> 00:44:27.451 I've dreamed about it. 00:44:27.451 --> 00:44:29.366 How'd it play out? 00:44:29.366 --> 00:44:31.330 Oh, we have sex, actually. 00:44:31.330 --> 00:44:34.000 [LAUGHS] 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:36.865 After I let you have it for breaking my fucking heart. 00:44:36.865 --> 00:44:38.740 I mean, I've probably romanticized it all out 00:44:38.740 --> 00:44:40.416 of proportion. 00:44:40.416 --> 00:44:41.100 Mandy. 00:44:41.100 --> 00:44:45.890 Look, I just wanted to see you to find out if you're happy, 00:44:45.890 --> 00:44:49.342 see if you still have Frisky. 00:44:49.342 --> 00:44:52.752 Frisky died. 00:44:52.752 --> 00:44:54.620 Really? 00:44:54.620 --> 00:44:57.060 CAMILLE: Yeah. 00:44:57.060 --> 00:44:58.390 He was already on the decline. 00:44:58.390 --> 00:45:01.972 It was probably for the best. 00:45:01.972 --> 00:45:04.892 And you left the agency, right? 00:45:04.892 --> 00:45:09.920 I did, about two years after we broke up. 00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:12.770 Well, you were right, I hated it. 00:45:12.770 --> 00:45:15.920 But you're happier now and on your own consulting. 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:19.840 It's hard, the clients and their expectations. 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.160 I mean, they bring me in for someone to blame. 00:45:22.160 --> 00:45:25.090 Yeah, but they bring you in, right? 00:45:25.090 --> 00:45:27.470 And publishing two books can't hurt. 00:45:27.470 --> 00:45:29.470 Books? 00:45:29.470 --> 00:45:31.780 More like edited collections of blog posts 00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:35.462 written mostly for clicks. 00:45:35.462 --> 00:45:38.920 That's not true. 00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:41.000 Customers raise a fuss about service. 00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:43.840 Well, even with customers, sometimes you just 00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:47.032 got to pull out the big stick. 00:45:47.032 --> 00:45:50.480 I get it, OK? 00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:54.580 I fucked up again, right? 00:45:59.786 --> 00:46:01.620 Can I get some more coffee, please? 00:46:06.790 --> 00:46:10.390 Look, I know a guy at the Writers Guild. 00:46:10.390 --> 00:46:11.592 Oh. 00:46:11.592 --> 00:46:12.990 May I finish? 00:46:12.990 --> 00:46:15.310 Yes, please. 00:46:15.310 --> 00:46:17.580 I know a guy at the Writers Guild. 00:46:17.580 --> 00:46:19.150 He'd meet with you. 00:46:19.150 --> 00:46:21.296 OK. 00:46:21.296 --> 00:46:27.950 I mean, I think he could help you, but are you open to that? 00:46:27.950 --> 00:46:29.110 It's not me. 00:46:29.110 --> 00:46:30.150 I'm open. 00:46:30.150 --> 00:46:32.200 I-- I am open. 00:46:32.200 --> 00:46:33.610 It's Hollywood that's closed. 00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:34.835 I get that. 00:46:34.835 --> 00:46:35.520 Great. 00:46:35.520 --> 00:46:39.360 You're not my soul mate, but you get me. 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:40.950 I don't know about that. 00:46:40.950 --> 00:46:43.880 Nah, you always know. 00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.120 What about Richard? 00:46:46.120 --> 00:46:46.620 Does he get? 00:46:49.452 --> 00:46:50.260 I'm sorry. 00:46:55.330 --> 00:47:01.318 I don't know what to think anymore. 00:47:01.318 --> 00:47:02.735 I just fucking love you to pieces. 00:47:02.735 --> 00:47:04.670 Pete, no. 00:47:04.670 --> 00:47:05.760 I do. 00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:06.260 I do. 00:47:06.260 --> 00:47:08.400 I'm not proud of it, OK? 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:09.967 I mean, the fact that I'm in love 00:47:09.967 --> 00:47:11.550 with you is worse than trying to break 00:47:11.550 --> 00:47:14.540 into Hollywood as a screenwriter after all these years. 00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:15.660 Look, Pete. 00:47:15.660 --> 00:47:17.910 You know, if we're going to talk about-- 00:47:17.910 --> 00:47:19.780 Mara, that's-- that's just it. 00:47:19.780 --> 00:47:23.050 I-- I don't think anybody ever really 00:47:23.050 --> 00:47:27.700 talks to you about anything. 00:47:27.700 --> 00:47:33.390 I mean, not anything real, important or true. 00:47:33.390 --> 00:47:35.140 I feel like you're living your entire life 00:47:35.140 --> 00:47:39.820 in some fucking dream that Sherry Lansing had 20 years ago. 00:47:39.820 --> 00:47:44.770 The only thing that's true about you or me 00:47:44.770 --> 00:47:49.270 is this, this right here, this dance 00:47:49.270 --> 00:47:51.880 that we do every couple of years. 00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:56.030 Usually after I break up with some soulless actress or just 00:47:56.030 --> 00:48:00.570 a mindless YouTube hostess or-- 00:48:00.570 --> 00:48:06.513 But these women, Mara, they're shadows compared to you. 00:48:09.660 --> 00:48:11.330 Oh, my God. 00:48:11.330 --> 00:48:11.870 Hey! 00:48:11.870 --> 00:48:12.890 How are you? 00:48:12.890 --> 00:48:13.650 I'm good. 00:48:13.650 --> 00:48:14.150 You? 00:48:14.150 --> 00:48:15.710 I'm great. 00:48:15.710 --> 00:48:18.400 You know, just here, living the dream. 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:20.687 Hey, do you know Caitlyn works here, right? 00:48:20.687 --> 00:48:21.520 Oh, I didn't know. 00:48:21.520 --> 00:48:21.700 Yeah. 00:48:21.700 --> 00:48:22.200 Yeah. 00:48:22.200 --> 00:48:23.530 Hey, Caitlin! 00:48:23.530 --> 00:48:24.708 Come here! 00:48:24.708 --> 00:48:26.000 [ROCK MUSIC] 00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:26.500 Petey. 00:48:26.500 --> 00:48:28.370 Oh, my God. 00:48:28.370 --> 00:48:29.300 How are you? 00:48:29.300 --> 00:48:30.284 Good. 00:48:30.284 --> 00:48:33.236 [CHATTER] 00:48:49.463 --> 00:48:51.880 Hey, can you give me back that Pynchon novel I gave you? 00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:52.778 Yeah. 00:48:52.778 --> 00:48:53.278 Thank you. 00:48:53.278 --> 00:48:53.744 Yeah. 00:48:53.744 --> 00:48:54.244 Good. 00:48:54.244 --> 00:48:56.074 I know. 00:48:56.074 --> 00:48:56.810 See ya. 00:49:01.060 --> 00:49:03.326 Mara. 00:49:03.326 --> 00:49:07.780 Most of my work involves 20th century media criticism. 00:49:07.780 --> 00:49:10.960 That's the fall of radio rise of television. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:13.370 I write about cinema, I write some about vaudeville. 00:49:13.370 --> 00:49:15.070 Your books about Will. 00:49:15.070 --> 00:49:16.340 What do you write about Will? 00:49:16.340 --> 00:49:20.110 I write that Will Rogers was one of the most powerful men 00:49:20.110 --> 00:49:20.735 in the country. 00:49:20.735 --> 00:49:23.500 I thought that you wrote critically about him. 00:49:23.500 --> 00:49:26.950 Rush Limbaugh is one of the most powerful men in America. 00:49:26.950 --> 00:49:30.150 I don't think it's necessarily good that Will Rogers was 00:49:30.150 --> 00:49:30.880 so powerful. 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:33.880 The man was unabashedly a racist, a sexist. 00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:36.670 He was a Shill for FDR and the New Deal. 00:49:36.670 --> 00:49:38.100 And OK, OK. 00:49:38.100 --> 00:49:41.010 I'll give you that-- that certainly FDR was 00:49:41.010 --> 00:49:42.490 ultimately good for America. 00:49:42.490 --> 00:49:45.660 But Will Rogers manipulated the American public 00:49:45.660 --> 00:49:46.960 to walk in lockstep. 00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:48.580 If he had been working for Hitler, 00:49:48.580 --> 00:49:50.530 we would all be wearing swastikas. 00:49:50.530 --> 00:49:52.790 The man was a friend and a supporter of Mussolini. 00:49:52.790 --> 00:49:54.400 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.220 Let me just keep up with you here. 00:49:56.220 --> 00:49:58.450 Will Rogers was a racist? 00:49:58.450 --> 00:49:59.970 Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:49:59.970 --> 00:50:04.300 He had to apologize for using the n-word at a national radio 00:50:04.300 --> 00:50:04.910 broadcast. 00:50:04.910 --> 00:50:07.270 And when he finished, he said ruefully 00:50:07.270 --> 00:50:10.802 that he was raised by darkies. 00:50:10.802 --> 00:50:12.100 Ruefully? 00:50:12.100 --> 00:50:12.890 Oh, yeah. 00:50:12.890 --> 00:50:13.700 No. 00:50:13.700 --> 00:50:16.300 I mean, you just used the word ruefully 00:50:16.300 --> 00:50:20.392 in a sentence like in speaking to me, just now? 00:50:20.392 --> 00:50:24.722 Well, like I said, sometimes my stuff gets a little deep. 00:50:24.722 --> 00:50:27.130 I don't think the use of the word 00:50:27.130 --> 00:50:30.260 ruefully is necessarily deep. 00:50:30.260 --> 00:50:31.185 It's just weird. 00:50:31.185 --> 00:50:34.085 What is weird, my dear, is there 00:50:34.085 --> 00:50:37.460 is this shrine to a fairly disturbed individual. 00:50:37.460 --> 00:50:40.470 What is weird is that the state of California finds it fit. 00:50:40.470 --> 00:50:41.570 All right! 00:50:41.570 --> 00:50:42.280 Tour's over! 00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:43.310 Oh, come on, come on. 00:50:43.310 --> 00:50:43.810 No, no. 00:50:43.810 --> 00:50:44.732 Oh, wow. 00:50:44.732 --> 00:50:46.160 I went over the line. 00:50:46.160 --> 00:50:46.680 I'm sorry. 00:50:46.680 --> 00:50:47.780 I apologize. 00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:48.410 Sorry. 00:50:48.410 --> 00:50:50.530 My dear. 00:50:50.530 --> 00:50:52.990 My dear. 00:50:52.990 --> 00:50:56.700 Did you mean that to be sexist or just patronizing? 00:50:56.700 --> 00:50:58.040 I apologize. 00:50:58.040 --> 00:51:00.010 It was a rhetorical habit. 00:51:00.010 --> 00:51:02.515 I'm just so used to teaching younger women. 00:51:02.515 --> 00:51:05.310 Oh, so it's both sexist and patronizing. 00:51:05.310 --> 00:51:07.746 Neither. 00:51:07.746 --> 00:51:11.760 Will Rogers once said there are three kinds of men. 00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:15.990 One who learns from reading, a few who learn by observation, 00:51:15.990 --> 00:51:19.400 and the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence 00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:21.055 for themselves. 00:51:21.055 --> 00:51:22.296 What? 00:51:22.296 --> 00:51:23.250 No, no. 00:51:23.250 --> 00:51:24.102 Wrong, wrong. 00:51:24.102 --> 00:51:24.810 Completely wrong. 00:51:24.810 --> 00:51:25.890 That is not the quote. 00:51:25.890 --> 00:51:29.090 The actual Will Rogers quote is that a man 00:51:29.090 --> 00:51:32.720 learns two different ways, either by reading or the other 00:51:32.720 --> 00:51:34.780 by association with smarter people. 00:51:34.780 --> 00:51:36.475 What is your point, Professor? 00:51:36.475 --> 00:51:38.693 My point is you should listen up. 00:51:38.693 --> 00:51:39.360 That's my point. 00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:40.110 What's your point? 00:51:40.110 --> 00:51:43.250 My point is a good pee on an electric fence would 00:51:43.250 --> 00:51:45.150 do you a world of good, buddy. 00:51:45.150 --> 00:51:46.050 Whoa, whoa. 00:51:46.050 --> 00:51:48.080 A little violence, huh? 00:51:48.080 --> 00:51:49.230 How charming. 00:51:49.230 --> 00:51:51.620 And the anger, but you know, I think that there's 00:51:51.620 --> 00:51:53.280 vengeance somewhere in there. 00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:55.820 If I were to guess, I would say that there's probably 00:51:55.820 --> 00:51:58.310 an ex-husband in there, probably two. 00:51:58.310 --> 00:51:59.760 Tour's over, sir. 00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:00.625 The house is closed. 00:52:00.625 --> 00:52:02.670 No, you can't do that. 00:52:02.670 --> 00:52:03.806 You're a volunteer. 00:52:03.806 --> 00:52:05.160 I'm a docent. 00:52:05.160 --> 00:52:06.935 I can do whatever the fuck I want. 00:52:06.935 --> 00:52:08.465 Oh, did I touch a nerve? 00:52:08.465 --> 00:52:12.460 You touch me again, buddy boy, and I'll mace you judo, 00:52:12.460 --> 00:52:15.105 chop your throat and call the cops. 00:52:15.105 --> 00:52:17.045 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:52:17.045 --> 00:52:19.660 What is that face? 00:52:19.660 --> 00:52:20.280 No, really. 00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:20.780 What is it? 00:52:20.780 --> 00:52:21.697 What are you thinking? 00:52:21.697 --> 00:52:23.170 What are you saying? 00:52:23.170 --> 00:52:25.240 Are you saying that I don't care? 00:52:25.240 --> 00:52:26.450 Because I do care. 00:52:26.450 --> 00:52:28.030 I am her sister. 00:52:28.030 --> 00:52:30.130 I'm the one whose shoulder she's going to cry on. 00:52:30.130 --> 00:52:32.990 I'm the one who's going to tell her that he wasn't worth it. 00:52:32.990 --> 00:52:34.740 I didn't say any of that. 00:52:34.740 --> 00:52:37.330 So what are you saying? 00:52:37.330 --> 00:52:38.690 Are you saying I have problem-- 00:52:38.690 --> 00:52:40.360 I know I have problems, OK? 00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:41.508 I know that. 00:52:41.508 --> 00:52:43.550 But do I sometimes take them out on other people? 00:52:43.550 --> 00:52:44.050 Sure. 00:52:44.050 --> 00:52:45.800 Am I sometimes a bitch on the phone? 00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:46.510 Totally. 00:52:46.510 --> 00:52:47.840 Why the hell do you care? 00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:49.705 You don't know anything about my family. 00:52:49.705 --> 00:52:51.285 I never said any of that. 00:52:54.300 --> 00:52:57.450 You want a beer? 00:52:57.450 --> 00:53:00.700 No, I don't want a beer. 00:53:00.700 --> 00:53:01.965 What is that? 00:53:01.965 --> 00:53:03.050 It's cooler. 00:53:03.050 --> 00:53:04.690 I can see that it's a cooler. 00:53:04.690 --> 00:53:06.662 Why is it a cooler? 00:53:06.662 --> 00:53:07.370 We're at a party. 00:53:07.370 --> 00:53:08.090 This isn't a picnic. 00:53:08.090 --> 00:53:09.050 There's a refrigerator here. 00:53:09.050 --> 00:53:11.050 Yeah, I'm not into the refrigerator thing. 00:53:11.050 --> 00:53:15.230 You know, I'm down with the BYOD, but if I'm going to BYOD, 00:53:15.230 --> 00:53:16.400 it's going to stay my be. 00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:17.000 You know what I mean? 00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:17.860 You just offered me a B. 00:53:17.860 --> 00:53:19.485 Yeah, I'm happy to give you all my B, 00:53:19.485 --> 00:53:22.958 but I'm just not into other people up in my stuff. 00:53:22.958 --> 00:53:24.500 You said that you know people here. 00:53:24.500 --> 00:53:25.310 You don't know people here? 00:53:25.310 --> 00:53:26.080 No. 00:53:26.080 --> 00:53:27.520 Who did you come here with? 00:53:27.520 --> 00:53:29.552 No one. 00:53:29.552 --> 00:53:31.590 Why are you here? 00:53:31.590 --> 00:53:34.510 I live up the hill. 00:53:34.510 --> 00:53:36.860 This producer douchebag has a lot of parties, 00:53:36.860 --> 00:53:38.535 so I just figured I'd pop by. 00:53:38.535 --> 00:53:40.530 So you're trespassing? 00:53:40.530 --> 00:53:41.685 Wouldn't call it that. 00:53:41.685 --> 00:53:43.270 What would you call it? 00:53:43.270 --> 00:53:44.350 Hanging out. 00:53:44.350 --> 00:53:46.570 I would not call it hanging out. 00:53:46.570 --> 00:53:50.920 I would call it undermining the entire purpose of a party. 00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:55.330 I would say that you are the anti party. 00:53:55.330 --> 00:53:56.890 You're like a one man wrecking crew. 00:53:56.890 --> 00:53:59.580 You're like, off in the corner, isolating yourself 00:53:59.580 --> 00:54:04.115 and hoarding your weird, precious little cooler of beer. 00:54:04.115 --> 00:54:05.490 I offered you a beer. 00:54:05.490 --> 00:54:06.990 And you're like, making up stories 00:54:06.990 --> 00:54:11.077 about people you don't know and eavesdropping on conversations. 00:54:11.077 --> 00:54:11.660 Is that right? 00:54:14.215 --> 00:54:18.070 Yeah, more or less. 00:54:18.070 --> 00:54:19.480 You know what? 00:54:53.072 --> 00:54:54.310 Who are you? 00:55:02.550 --> 00:55:04.676 Yes. 00:55:04.676 --> 00:55:07.030 I guess you notice things when you pay attention. 00:55:07.030 --> 00:55:08.380 How would you explain that? 00:55:08.380 --> 00:55:09.720 It wouldn't have been there. 00:55:09.720 --> 00:55:13.030 No, I guess it wouldn't have, would it? 00:55:13.030 --> 00:55:17.127 The sheets-- sheets would have been clean. 00:55:17.127 --> 00:55:18.960 The whole room would have smelled like Lysol 00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:20.520 and you would have put the chicken in the oven 00:55:20.520 --> 00:55:21.370 before I came home. 00:55:21.370 --> 00:55:22.953 But I came home early to have a drink. 00:55:22.953 --> 00:55:25.772 And I came home maybe, I don't know, watch a movie 00:55:25.772 --> 00:55:27.730 with my wife, maybe take her out to see a film. 00:55:27.730 --> 00:55:29.820 And then I saw Charlie's car on the driveway 00:55:29.820 --> 00:55:31.925 and I thought to myself, Charlie came to see me? 00:55:35.120 --> 00:55:37.760 But I wasn't home, was I? 00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:40.160 So chicken was on the counter and the veggies were all 00:55:40.160 --> 00:55:42.290 chopped up, but you weren't anywhere to be found, 00:55:42.290 --> 00:55:43.290 and neither was Charlie. 00:55:43.290 --> 00:55:44.440 But his beer was sitting there. 00:55:44.440 --> 00:55:44.930 Listen. 00:55:44.930 --> 00:55:46.222 You sit at the kitchen table? 00:55:46.222 --> 00:55:46.850 Yes. 00:55:46.850 --> 00:55:47.350 To talk? 00:55:47.350 --> 00:55:47.935 Yes. 00:55:47.935 --> 00:55:49.175 You talked about me? 00:55:49.175 --> 00:55:50.050 Wow, what a question. 00:55:50.050 --> 00:55:52.135 Of course you talked about me, didn't you? 00:55:52.135 --> 00:55:53.640 Charlie had a beer-- 00:55:53.640 --> 00:55:54.870 Charlie had a beer. 00:55:54.870 --> 00:55:57.673 And then he said, I want to fuck you. 00:55:57.673 --> 00:55:59.090 And then you realize it was Friday 00:55:59.090 --> 00:56:01.543 and you had to change the sheets anyways, right? 00:56:01.543 --> 00:56:03.085 Is that pretty much how it went down? 00:56:16.830 --> 00:56:17.660 And here we are. 00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:26.980 We're going to Wilson's barbecue? 00:56:26.980 --> 00:56:28.830 You still want to go? 00:56:28.830 --> 00:56:31.405 You think Charlie's going to be at the Wilson's barbecue? 00:56:31.405 --> 00:56:32.340 I don't know. 00:56:32.340 --> 00:56:34.390 I guess you and Charlie didn't talk much about the Wilson's 00:56:34.390 --> 00:56:35.260 barbecue, did you? 00:56:35.260 --> 00:56:37.175 No. 00:56:37.175 --> 00:56:39.595 And I'm just supposed to make the potato salad? 00:56:39.595 --> 00:56:40.325 Yes. 00:56:40.325 --> 00:56:43.080 Not much of a barbecue without potato salad, is it? 00:56:43.080 --> 00:56:46.000 No. 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:50.436 So I guess we are going to the Wilson's barbecue. 00:56:50.436 --> 00:56:52.190 I guess we are if you want to. 00:56:52.190 --> 00:56:53.405 Is it up to me? 00:56:53.405 --> 00:56:53.905 Yes. 00:57:08.761 --> 00:57:10.210 I wish you were dead. 00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:20.975 Nothing to say? 00:57:20.975 --> 00:57:21.865 No. 00:57:21.865 --> 00:57:23.343 Nothing? 00:57:23.343 --> 00:57:26.560 What can I say? 00:57:26.560 --> 00:57:29.302 What can I say? 00:57:29.302 --> 00:57:30.995 I love you? 00:57:30.995 --> 00:57:31.990 I know you do. 00:57:31.990 --> 00:57:32.490 No. 00:57:36.150 --> 00:57:39.395 That's what you can say to me. 00:57:43.540 --> 00:57:45.696 Well? 00:57:45.696 --> 00:57:46.920 I love you. 00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:48.380 No. 00:57:48.380 --> 00:57:50.556 It's poison. 00:57:50.556 --> 00:57:51.320 What? 00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:52.440 The whole thing. 00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:54.900 What do you mean? 00:57:54.900 --> 00:57:56.500 Once it's in, it's in. 00:57:59.085 --> 00:58:00.565 It doesn't have to be. 00:58:00.565 --> 00:58:02.060 Then it is, isn't it? 00:58:02.060 --> 00:58:02.560 No. 00:58:02.560 --> 00:58:06.420 Yeah, it is. 00:58:06.420 --> 00:58:11.762 It's like, Ice-nine. 00:58:11.762 --> 00:58:13.010 Remember Ice-nine? 00:58:13.010 --> 00:58:13.840 Ice-nine? 00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:14.890 Vonnegut. 00:58:14.890 --> 00:58:15.850 Kurt Vonnegut. 00:58:15.850 --> 00:58:16.630 Cat's Cradle. 00:58:16.630 --> 00:58:17.870 Ice-nine. 00:58:17.870 --> 00:58:18.730 No. 00:58:18.730 --> 00:58:20.980 Every little piece-- 00:58:20.980 --> 00:58:22.610 one little piece, one little drop, 00:58:22.610 --> 00:58:23.910 everything, everywhere poison. 00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:29.100 I love you. 00:58:34.710 --> 00:58:35.210 Poison. 00:58:40.578 --> 00:58:42.230 So now do you understand? 00:58:42.230 --> 00:58:43.372 [CALM MUSIC] 00:58:43.372 --> 00:58:44.060 Yeah. 00:58:46.860 --> 00:58:49.733 But you know, I feel the same way. 00:58:49.733 --> 00:58:51.045 Really? 00:58:51.045 --> 00:58:54.025 When you hold me, I respond to you too. 00:58:54.025 --> 00:58:54.990 Of course you do. 00:58:54.990 --> 00:58:55.555 You're a man. 00:58:55.555 --> 00:58:56.360 So? 00:58:56.360 --> 00:58:58.340 So whatever. 00:58:58.340 --> 00:59:00.780 So goodbye. 00:59:00.780 --> 00:59:03.070 I daydream about you. 00:59:05.730 --> 00:59:10.870 And these are not like average, ordinary, everyday daydreams. 00:59:10.870 --> 00:59:13.900 I mean, these are elaborate. 00:59:13.900 --> 00:59:17.300 I know all the details. 00:59:17.300 --> 00:59:19.460 I know what you're wearing. 00:59:19.460 --> 00:59:25.760 I know exactly which black dress and which pair of jeans. 00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:27.630 I know what you have on underneath it, too. 00:59:27.630 --> 00:59:28.400 Nikki. 00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:29.700 No, no, no. 00:59:29.700 --> 00:59:30.830 Listen. 00:59:30.830 --> 00:59:32.480 I know your hair. 00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:36.950 I know if it's down or if you've put it up. 00:59:36.950 --> 00:59:40.230 I know if it's curly or if you straighten it out. 00:59:40.230 --> 00:59:42.355 I know if it's wet or dry. 00:59:42.355 --> 00:59:44.020 Why are you telling me this? 00:59:44.020 --> 00:59:45.711 Why not? 00:59:45.711 --> 00:59:47.595 'Cause we are-- either. 00:59:50.421 --> 00:59:55.870 And I know all the places that I touch you, the obvious ones, 00:59:55.870 --> 00:59:56.610 yeah, but-- 00:59:56.610 --> 00:59:59.941 but the secret ones, too. 00:59:59.941 --> 01:00:01.140 Secret ones? 01:00:01.140 --> 01:00:03.560 Yeah, yeah. 01:00:03.560 --> 01:00:05.808 The ones that I know you love. 01:00:05.808 --> 01:00:06.744 Um. 01:00:06.744 --> 01:00:09.552 Like your back. 01:00:09.552 --> 01:00:10.973 [SOBS] My back? 01:00:10.973 --> 01:00:12.860 Yeah. 01:00:12.860 --> 01:00:15.190 Right underneath your shoulder blades. 01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:17.125 Right where you'd like to be kissed. 01:00:20.140 --> 01:00:22.310 The tender part of your breast. 01:00:22.310 --> 01:00:23.320 What? 01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:25.580 The tender part of your-- 01:00:25.580 --> 01:00:29.462 What is the tender part of my breast? 01:00:29.462 --> 01:00:34.150 Right here, on the outside. 01:00:34.150 --> 01:00:37.925 Where It's next to your arm. 01:00:37.925 --> 01:00:40.020 Nick, this isn't fair. 01:00:40.020 --> 01:00:42.900 It's not. 01:00:42.900 --> 01:00:43.810 It's crazy. 01:00:43.810 --> 01:00:44.310 I know. 01:00:44.310 --> 01:00:44.880 I know. 01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:47.400 I am the mayor of crazy town. 01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:50.660 But, sweetheart, I don't want it to stop either. 01:00:56.757 --> 01:00:57.650 Shit. 01:00:57.650 --> 01:01:00.245 [ROMANTIC MUSIC] 01:01:24.350 --> 01:01:25.820 Where are you going? 01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:27.120 Who? 01:01:27.120 --> 01:01:27.620 Me? 01:01:27.620 --> 01:01:29.512 Yeah, you. 01:01:29.512 --> 01:01:30.760 Nowhere. 01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:34.200 Then go back. 01:01:34.200 --> 01:01:35.070 Go back? 01:01:35.070 --> 01:01:36.024 Yeah. 01:01:36.024 --> 01:01:38.863 Go back in there, for now. 01:01:38.863 --> 01:01:39.363 All right. 01:01:44.610 --> 01:01:46.020 Just a little longer. 01:01:49.590 --> 01:01:51.150 I like watching you go. 01:01:58.990 --> 01:02:00.900 But it's not like we never bump 01:02:00.900 --> 01:02:03.630 into a disgruntled customer or a frustrated vendor 01:02:03.630 --> 01:02:05.470 every so often. 01:02:05.470 --> 01:02:09.382 It's just that I have my big stick now. 01:02:09.382 --> 01:02:12.220 Stand by L 20. 01:02:12.220 --> 01:02:14.040 You want to hold on to this for me? 01:02:14.040 --> 01:02:14.835 Yeah, sure. 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:20.200 You have books for sale in the lobby? 01:02:20.200 --> 01:02:21.860 Always. 01:02:21.860 --> 01:02:23.980 Would you sign a couple for me? 01:02:23.980 --> 01:02:27.110 Geez, you really want one of my books. 01:02:27.110 --> 01:02:30.570 I already have the E versions, actually. 01:02:30.570 --> 01:02:31.460 Are you kidding? 01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:33.346 No. 01:02:33.346 --> 01:02:34.750 You brought them? 01:02:34.750 --> 01:02:35.760 Yes. 01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:36.585 And? 01:02:36.585 --> 01:02:37.605 They're good. 01:02:37.605 --> 01:02:40.810 You think my books on business leadership are good? 01:02:40.810 --> 01:02:41.470 I do. 01:02:41.470 --> 01:02:43.080 I don't believe you. 01:02:43.080 --> 01:02:45.870 They've got heart. 01:02:45.870 --> 01:02:49.794 It's not common for that genre. 01:02:49.794 --> 01:02:52.300 You're always kind. 01:02:52.300 --> 01:02:55.230 I miss that. 01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:57.550 I liked your books. 01:02:57.550 --> 01:02:58.185 What can I say? 01:03:02.560 --> 01:03:05.810 I wasn't kidding about feeling you up. 01:03:05.810 --> 01:03:06.880 I know you-- 01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:07.755 The loud walking. 01:03:07.755 --> 01:03:10.485 [APPLAUSE] 01:03:12.425 --> 01:03:13.760 L20, go. 01:03:17.448 --> 01:03:18.630 So great. 01:03:18.630 --> 01:03:19.500 They loved you. 01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:20.000 Yeah? 01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:21.380 Yeah, that was really great. 01:03:21.380 --> 01:03:22.185 I love you, too. 01:03:22.185 --> 01:03:22.860 Oh, good. 01:03:22.860 --> 01:03:26.670 [LAUGH] And queue L 21. 01:03:26.670 --> 01:03:28.640 And go. 01:03:28.640 --> 01:03:29.900 Thank you, Dwayne. 01:03:29.900 --> 01:03:33.710 Next up, we have the author of Making the Tough Call, Camille 01:03:33.710 --> 01:03:34.210 Patterson. 01:03:34.210 --> 01:03:37.610 [APPLAUSE] 01:03:38.110 --> 01:03:42.290 Eight years ago, I came to a crossroads in my life. 01:03:42.290 --> 01:03:45.170 After building a very successful marketing business 01:03:45.170 --> 01:03:49.620 with my partner, the big agencies came calling. 01:03:49.620 --> 01:03:54.510 And I had a decision to make a big one. 01:03:54.510 --> 01:03:58.500 And in retrospect, I can't say for sure 01:03:58.500 --> 01:04:01.690 whether I made the right choice. 01:04:01.690 --> 01:04:04.168 And my partner at the time said that they-- 01:04:04.168 --> 01:04:04.960 I think we need-- 01:04:04.960 --> 01:04:07.870 No matter what. 01:04:07.870 --> 01:04:10.960 But what they didn't realize was that the real decision 01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:14.000 I was making was about us. 01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:21.740 I took a job that I really didn't want 01:04:21.740 --> 01:04:24.580 to break up with my partner. 01:04:24.580 --> 01:04:27.290 Yeah, isn't that dumb? 01:04:27.290 --> 01:04:31.840 Of course, we do this so many times. 01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:35.500 The choices we make, we make in the service of another harder 01:04:35.500 --> 01:04:37.120 decision. 01:04:37.120 --> 01:04:40.810 And in my first book, Making the Tough Call, 01:04:40.810 --> 01:04:43.900 I talk a lot about honesty. 01:04:43.900 --> 01:04:46.540 And that's because for me, telling the truth 01:04:46.540 --> 01:04:49.450 was a very hard thing to learn how to do. 01:04:49.450 --> 01:04:53.460 And it's still a little hard today. 01:04:53.460 --> 01:04:59.770 Because the truth can hurt, but it's the truth, the truth 01:04:59.770 --> 01:05:01.610 we choose. 01:05:01.610 --> 01:05:06.680 And sometimes all we need is to be reminded of what we already 01:05:06.680 --> 01:05:07.790 know. 01:05:07.790 --> 01:05:17.790 And honestly, honestly that's the only thing I know now. 01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:22.385 The one thing I finally know. 01:05:26.658 --> 01:05:28.700 So. 01:05:28.700 --> 01:05:31.148 Kimmy and Caitlyn. 01:05:31.148 --> 01:05:32.385 Really? 01:05:32.385 --> 01:05:33.130 Yeah. 01:05:33.130 --> 01:05:35.030 They're a blast. 01:05:35.030 --> 01:05:37.890 I mean, but nothing like this. 01:05:37.890 --> 01:05:39.680 I mean, being able to have conversation 01:05:39.680 --> 01:05:41.240 about something real. 01:05:41.240 --> 01:05:43.130 Forget about it. 01:05:43.130 --> 01:05:47.180 I mean, actually talking about something important. 01:05:47.180 --> 01:05:48.620 There's no way she could do it. 01:05:48.620 --> 01:05:50.053 Plus, you're hot, too. 01:05:50.053 --> 01:05:52.240 Then you deserve better. 01:05:52.240 --> 01:05:53.305 I had better. 01:05:56.830 --> 01:05:58.300 Oh, I got this. 01:05:58.300 --> 01:05:59.050 No, no, no, no. 01:05:59.050 --> 01:05:59.320 Come on. 01:05:59.320 --> 01:05:59.903 Let me get it. 01:05:59.903 --> 01:06:03.545 Hey, it's just coffee and plus, you're the one helping me. 01:06:08.680 --> 01:06:10.170 I'm just fucking everything up. 01:06:10.170 --> 01:06:17.290 Pete, um, listen, the studio has 01:06:17.290 --> 01:06:20.830 some condos in Beverly Hills. 01:06:20.830 --> 01:06:25.255 I'm just going to text you the address and the security code. 01:06:25.255 --> 01:06:28.596 What are you talking about? 01:06:28.596 --> 01:06:31.340 Look, I don't know where this is going, OK? 01:06:31.340 --> 01:06:37.610 Or what I'm doing, but I want to be with you now 01:06:37.610 --> 01:06:38.700 before I change my mind. 01:06:41.418 --> 01:06:43.020 Are you fucking with me? 01:06:43.020 --> 01:06:45.800 No, I'm not. 01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.530 But I won't be. 01:06:48.530 --> 01:06:52.550 Meet me there and I want you to fuck me like you 01:06:52.550 --> 01:06:56.460 did when we left Large One. 01:06:56.460 --> 01:06:59.548 You remember Large One? 01:06:59.548 --> 01:07:00.850 Every inch of it. 01:07:00.850 --> 01:07:04.329 [MUSIC PLAYING] 01:07:18.742 --> 01:07:22.050 You know, there's no need for all of this violence. 01:07:22.050 --> 01:07:23.490 I could just leave. 01:07:23.490 --> 01:07:25.040 Vamoose, papoose. 01:07:25.040 --> 01:07:25.985 I'd be out of here. 01:07:25.985 --> 01:07:27.630 Oh, no, darling. 01:07:27.630 --> 01:07:29.790 I'm not going to let you off that easily. 01:07:29.790 --> 01:07:30.860 You come here to mama. 01:07:30.860 --> 01:07:31.945 Excuse me? 01:07:31.945 --> 01:07:36.410 I bet this is what you do any time you get pushed back. 01:07:36.410 --> 01:07:40.010 Retreat, go back into your echo chamber 01:07:40.010 --> 01:07:42.000 so you can feel superior. 01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:44.390 Your ex didn't like it, did she? 01:07:44.390 --> 01:07:45.235 I beg your pardon? 01:07:45.235 --> 01:07:50.060 She used to say that you got crushes on your students 01:07:50.060 --> 01:07:51.870 because they worshiped you. 01:07:51.870 --> 01:07:53.770 They hung on your every word. 01:07:53.770 --> 01:07:54.960 This is outlandish. 01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:56.970 [CHUCKLE] She was right, wasn't she? 01:07:56.970 --> 01:07:58.970 You have no idea what you're talking about. 01:07:58.970 --> 01:08:00.043 The hell I don't. 01:08:00.043 --> 01:08:01.460 You've had it written on your face 01:08:01.460 --> 01:08:03.750 since the minute you walked in here. 01:08:03.750 --> 01:08:05.880 You just think you want a cent. 01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:10.721 What you crave, what you really want is a push up. 01:08:10.721 --> 01:08:14.018 [MUSIC PLAYING] 01:08:48.516 --> 01:08:50.660 Some dosing, huh? 01:08:50.660 --> 01:08:53.729 They teach all you volunteers how to street fight? 01:08:53.729 --> 01:08:56.210 Tour's over, Professor. 01:08:56.210 --> 01:08:57.960 You're getting Schooled now. 01:08:57.960 --> 01:08:59.948 Oh. 01:08:59.948 --> 01:09:01.439 Uh-Oh. 01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:06.906 [IMITATING HORSE] 01:09:06.906 --> 01:09:10.385 [BONNIE BISHOP - "YOU WILL BE LOVED"] 01:09:14.890 --> 01:09:17.199 (SINGING) I've got to warn you, babe. 01:09:23.500 --> 01:09:27.276 This may change everything. 01:09:33.290 --> 01:09:38.439 But I wouldn't blame you for walking out. 01:09:41.479 --> 01:09:45.032 You hear what I have to say. 01:09:50.600 --> 01:10:00.600 Because this was supposed to be a temporary thing, but might I 01:10:00.630 --> 01:10:07.240 persuade you not to go? 01:10:07.240 --> 01:10:10.545 You should know that you will be loved. 01:10:18.240 --> 01:10:20.070 You will be loved. 01:10:26.930 --> 01:10:28.160 You will be loved. 01:10:35.870 --> 01:10:45.870 Who would have thought this could be so wonderful? 01:10:53.810 --> 01:10:57.465 Because we've both had heartaches, baby. 01:11:01.610 --> 01:11:06.060 And I know, I know you feel vulnerable. 01:11:11.900 --> 01:11:17.530 But if you put your trust in me, I'll come back-- 01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:24.540 So is it true Will Rogers horse slept here? 01:11:24.540 --> 01:11:26.440 Yep. 01:11:26.440 --> 01:11:27.770 Which one was it? 01:11:27.770 --> 01:11:28.630 Midget? 01:11:28.630 --> 01:11:31.240 Uh-um, baby. 01:11:31.240 --> 01:11:32.857 Big Boy. 01:11:32.857 --> 01:11:33.791 [SIGHS] 01:11:33.791 --> 01:11:38.790 [LAUGHS] Uh, yeah. 01:11:42.220 --> 01:11:46.660 Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that 01:11:46.660 --> 01:11:49.460 comes from bad judgment. 01:11:49.460 --> 01:11:50.775 That is correct. 01:11:50.775 --> 01:11:55.305 [LAUGHS] [GROANS] I got a crick. 01:11:55.305 --> 01:11:58.295 Learn something new every day, right, Professor? 01:11:58.295 --> 01:11:59.634 [LAUGHS] 01:11:59.634 --> 01:12:02.903 [SIGHS] 01:12:02.903 --> 01:12:05.698 Want to see the house? 01:12:05.698 --> 01:12:06.990 Are you going to be my guide? 01:12:06.990 --> 01:12:08.620 Mm-hmm. 01:12:08.620 --> 01:12:10.280 Maybe even the study. 01:12:10.280 --> 01:12:12.260 Show me that desk. 01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:14.248 [LAUGHS] 01:12:14.248 --> 01:12:17.727 [THEME MUSIC] 01:12:35.619 --> 01:12:40.280 (SINGING) All of the times, all of the highs 01:12:40.280 --> 01:12:47.750 I tried to escape that feeling of being alone. 01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:55.725 I knew something was wrong, but I just would not listen. 01:12:55.725 --> 01:13:00.600 I had fought, lose it all. 01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:01.875 See the truth. 01:13:04.950 --> 01:13:07.053 I was looking for you. 01:13:11.710 --> 01:13:16.540 Desperately needed something to believe in. 01:13:16.540 --> 01:13:20.560 Breaking every heart I went through 01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:26.950 until I knew I was looking for you. 01:13:39.252 --> 01:13:42.738 [MARK GEARY - "DON'T BREAK"] 01:13:48.216 --> 01:13:50.575 (SINGING) There's my heart. 01:13:53.940 --> 01:13:55.653 And leave a red scar. 01:13:59.590 --> 01:14:06.773 Dig that and find out who you are. 01:14:12.570 --> 01:14:15.930 Things fall apart. 01:14:15.930 --> 01:14:17.180 Just keep giving. 01:14:22.930 --> 01:14:26.630 All around you was in pieces. 01:14:26.630 --> 01:14:27.920 Just keep living. 01:14:32.160 --> 01:14:33.650 And there's a word. 01:14:37.370 --> 01:14:44.742 That's why don't wait and it's a chance. 01:14:48.130 --> 01:14:50.033 That's all I'm saying. 01:14:56.300 --> 01:14:59.330 All this can change. 01:14:59.330 --> 01:15:00.670 Stop your crying. 01:15:05.820 --> 01:15:11.630 And I will and your tears will dry when you stop trying. 01:15:15.770 --> 01:15:17.623 And I won't break. 01:15:21.120 --> 01:15:23.120 And you won't break. 01:15:37.910 --> 01:15:45.340 There's a love lying in your heart. 01:15:48.890 --> 01:15:50.545 It's a joy. 01:15:53.980 --> 01:15:56.055 Get right back to the start. 01:16:01.860 --> 01:16:05.310 I'm going to change stuff. 01:16:05.310 --> 01:16:06.665 Feel the fire. 01:16:12.040 --> 01:16:15.700 Night and day and no one coming. 01:16:15.700 --> 01:16:17.690 And I don't get that. 01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:23.330 I won't break. 01:16:26.930 --> 01:16:28.430 And you won't break. 01:16:32.630 --> 01:16:35.080 I won't break.